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N_E_1 for Tennis

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33. Ok, one more...
Tue May 1, 2018, 04:19 PM
May 2018

These japes are some of the best I’ve heard in a while we should move this to the humor section.




Ole and Sven were drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in Minneapolis and one day the airport was fogged in and they

were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.

Ole said, "I vish ve had somethin ta drink!"

Sven says, "Me too. Y'know, I hear ya can drink dat jet fuel and get a buzz. Ya vanna try it?"

So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and got completely smashed.

Next morning Ole woke up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing!

The phone rang. It was Sven who asks "How iss you feelin dis mornin?"

Ole says, "I feel great. How bout you?"

Sven says, "I feel great, too. Ya don't have no hangover?"

Ole says, "No dat jet fuel iss great stuff -- no hangover, nothin. Ve oughta do dis more often."

Sven agreed."Yeah, vell, but dere's yust vun ting."

Ole asked, "Vat's dat?"

Sven questioned, "Haff you farted yet?"

Ole stopped to think. "No "

"Vell, DON'T, 'cause I'm in Iowa

Okay, you started this PJMcK May 2018 #1
I'm going to have to remember that Victor_c3 May 2018 #10
Lol... Volaris May 2018 #19
thanks for making me laugh!! fantase56 May 2018 #2
And to add another... N_E_1 for Tennis May 2018 #3
+ 1 ChiTownDenny May 2018 #11
The Dialect Reminded Me Of My Family! ProfessorGAC May 2018 #14
ROFL malaise May 2018 #20
Norfolk High's sports rally chant jpak May 2018 #40
Very funny, but it must be an old joke DavidDvorkin May 2018 #41
In a small Irish town TlalocW May 2018 #4
HA! ChiTownDenny May 2018 #12
why not Lurker Deluxe May 2018 #5
Heh The Polack MSgt May 2018 #8
Jose was visiting relatives in America TlalocW May 2018 #6
Here's another. Warning: This one is way out there! PJMcK May 2018 #17
Okay this one is meant for a card nykym May 2018 #7
I enjoyed watching the Spanish stations when I lived in Miami. forgotmylogin May 2018 #9
LOL. ChiTownDenny May 2018 #13
OK, it's that sort of afternoon sarge43 May 2018 #15
Did you hear the one about the bedbug that gave birth in the spring? eleny May 2018 #16
As Mary walked into the church bullsnarfle May 2018 #18
When my time comes, cab67 May 2018 #26
What's Irish and stays out all night? smirkymonkey May 2018 #21
This one is visual :-) FakeNoose May 2018 #22
+1 uponit7771 May 2018 #37
From the English town of Devizes... FailureToCommunicate May 2018 #23
I've got one... GetRidOfThem May 2018 #24
an elderly gentleman was growing concerned about his wife's hearing. cab67 May 2018 #25
An elderly gentleman ... Whiskeytide May 2018 #30
Kick red dog 1 May 2018 #27
An Oly joke red dog 1 May 2018 #28
Receptionist goes into psychiatrist's office and says: red dog 1 May 2018 #29
An elderly widower in his 70s tells his friends ... Whiskeytide May 2018 #31
Definitions titaniumsalute May 2018 #32
Ok, one more... N_E_1 for Tennis May 2018 #33
This message was self-deleted by its author benld74 May 2018 #34
Okay, okay... jmowreader May 2018 #35
Okay fine... nolabear May 2018 #36
LOL, saved! dae May 2018 #38
Jack and Charlie were watching a Red Sox game on TV. trof May 2018 #39
I killed the thread? Damn. trof May 2018 #42
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