Just a joke to relieve some tension

[nolabear]

36. Okay fine...

At age 99, Grandpa dies. At the viewing (Good Southern family) people file by and murmur their condolences to Grandma, who at 97 herself is holding up pretty well.

Eventually someone gets around to asking her what was the secret to their long and happy marriage.

“Well,” she says, “we loved one another and had a wonderful family, but I think the best thing was the sex. Even when it got kind of difficult these last years, every Sunday morning we’d wake to the sound of the church bells ringing, and we’d make love. Even this last Sunday we did. There was nothing like that slow rhythm of those bells. If only that ice cream truck hadn’t come by...”