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Screwing the caps onto tubes of toothpaste ProudLib72 May 2018 #1
You would trust him not to fuck that up? Doodley May 2018 #6
Small hands means he can deftly maneuver the caps into place ProudLib72 May 2018 #12
I know! This thread has made me cry, it's so funny! Doodley May 2018 #25
Oxyclean infomercial dude. Or, cookware seller at a state fair NRaleighLiberal May 2018 #2
Yes, I can see that. But when he says the cookware is the greatest in the world Doodley May 2018 #11
Cookware seller came to my mind right away. He'd be very happy at that job. Sophia4 May 2018 #102
Urinal cake. n/t rzemanfl May 2018 #3
Taste tester? ProudLib72 May 2018 #26
Naw, just piss on him. n/t rzemanfl May 2018 #28
... ProudLib72 May 2018 #31
... NBachers May 2018 #62
shoveling elephant manure. unblock May 2018 #4
I like that! It should be done in temperatures of at least one hundred degrees. Doodley May 2018 #13
Jizm mopper at the Adult video arcade. Glamrock May 2018 #5
Hilarious! Funniest answer so far! Doodley May 2018 #17
Goop boy at hair salon Eliot Rosewater May 2018 #7
LOL! He would need six weeks of training first! Doodley May 2018 #20
this - OhZone May 2018 #8
Excellent! vlyons May 2018 #21
I would love to see that! At least he wouldn't get far if he tried to do a runner! Doodley May 2018 #24
Run?? Chellee May 2018 #83
Good point! Doodley May 2018 #92
I'd say leave him to deal with the porta potty on the truck crazycatlady May 2018 #78
Mime. nt Atticus May 2018 #9
Winner! n/t Orsino May 2018 #48
license plate maker dembotoz May 2018 #10
sign twirler jberryhill May 2018 #14
Yes! He can wear a furry suit and swirl a sign in hundred degree heat. Doodley May 2018 #73
Why do I have to give him a job? marylandblue May 2018 #15
hah! maybe he can be a line-holder at the unemployment office. unblock May 2018 #18
Janitor in a Buddhist monastery vlyons May 2018 #16
That would be a great movie ending for this sad saga we are witnessing. Doodley May 2018 #93
Cleaning out my septic tank. Elwood P Dowd May 2018 #19
And so you don't have to hear him doing it, put the manhole back on after he goes down there. Doodley May 2018 #74
Too dangerous. That might cause an explosion Elwood P Dowd May 2018 #90
I agree with President Obama....... Little Star May 2018 #22
Good choice. lpbk2713 May 2018 #32
Sean Hannitty's body guard mainstreetonce May 2018 #23
Excellent! Doodley May 2018 #94
That is tough. And are we talking current day Donald Trump or Donald Trump "in his prime"? haele May 2018 #27
I can see him as a performer - perhaps a clown or a performing seal. Doodley May 2018 #75
Selling used cars YessirAtsaFact May 2018 #29
You have a point, but the owner would probably get sued, because Trump's lies would be so yuge! Doodley May 2018 #95
Rabid feral cat-wrangler. Scurrilous May 2018 #30
That works for me. Make them big cats. like panthers, tigers or leopards. Doodley May 2018 #96
Randal from Clerks has the perfect job for Trump. Initech May 2018 #33
Hilarious! Doodley May 2018 #97
Something simple, like being the guy who unsticks that first sheet on the new roll of toilet paper. dameatball May 2018 #34
You would give him that much responsibility! Doodley May 2018 #99
Underwear model. nt procon May 2018 #35
The 'before' model in a before and after campaign. Doodley May 2018 #100
Is this a trick question? Proud Liberal Dem May 2018 #36
Something involving lies. Turbineguy May 2018 #37
The guy who cleans SoCalNative May 2018 #38
Oh that's easy! A fluffer. nt chowder66 May 2018 #39
to be a scare crow to scare critters away from the garden. salin May 2018 #40
emptying porta-johns / porta-potties hlthe2b May 2018 #41
Short story fiction writer? Freethinker65 May 2018 #42
Walk in that direction. snort May 2018 #43
Parade sweeper behind horses gohuskies May 2018 #44
The person who picks up your dog's poop in your back yard. fierywoman May 2018 #45
We would benefit by offering to pay of his debt with the guarantee.... NCTraveler May 2018 #46
Maybe his old one on Apprentice. Orsino May 2018 #47
If it was good enough for Bugs Bunny MurrayDelph May 2018 #49
Carny Generic Brad May 2018 #50
I thought about it hard. Blue_true May 2018 #51
None. He would go out on LTD with bone spurs, after stealing intellectual property and client lists. TheBlackAdder May 2018 #52
Breaking rocks in the hot sun. Atman May 2018 #53
Donnie-On-The-Spot Manager. democratisphere May 2018 #54
I've got it ! left-of-center2012 May 2018 #55
Cleaning litter boxes and clipping the cat's claws Siwsan May 2018 #56
Only if the pussies are ready to grab back crazycatlady May 2018 #80
Trust me - my Tortie, Boudicca, is not cooperative when it comes to claw trimming Siwsan May 2018 #91
Cleaning out the prison toilets. arthritisR_US May 2018 #57
Anything the Federal Prison Soxfan58 May 2018 #58
Janitor so he would learn to clean up messes marlakay May 2018 #59
Picking up trash on the side of the highway. MGKrebs May 2018 #60
Overseer of the remote control Deb May 2018 #61
Bucket, string mop, toilet brush, public bathroom!! longship May 2018 #63
A walking jack o lantern. lpbk2713 May 2018 #64
Obama's golf caddy n/t AndJusticeForSome May 2018 #65
Cleaning toilets shenmue May 2018 #66
Perfect fit... Maxheader May 2018 #67
Adult diaper stress-tester RockRaven May 2018 #68
This is easy! Came to me last year. yonder May 2018 #69
Clearing large intake covers of debris tazkcmo May 2018 #70
Given his extensive experience in the field, aka-chmeee May 2018 #71
A warning to others. MrScorpio May 2018 #72
Crash Test Dummy Afromania May 2018 #76
cleaning up shit crazycatlady May 2018 #77
A model. For photos with the word "Before" under them. JustABozoOnThisBus May 2018 #79
Swimming with the fishes. lamp_shade May 2018 #81
Crash test dummy. smirkymonkey May 2018 #82
Ed Norton's job IllinoisBirdWatcher May 2018 #84
Inspector of Arses. Mc Mike May 2018 #85
I would give him a paper cup grumpyduck May 2018 #86
Making furniture in Leavenworth, KS Major Nikon May 2018 #87
The guy in the circus that cleans up animal shit. TwistOneUp May 2018 #88
Easy - a con-job Lil Missy May 2018 #89
Prison toilet clog remover Takket May 2018 #98
Janitor at the Citadel Sedona May 2018 #101
I wouldn't trust him to scrub a toilet dalton99a May 2018 #103
License Plate Maker FM123 May 2018 #104
Bathroom attendent Lithos May 2018 #105
rodeo clown eShirl May 2018 #106
Aidworker in any high risk community south of the border Devil Child May 2018 #107
Putin's Cock Holster Exotica May 2018 #108
imitating that lying character from SNL. "That's the ticket!" Demovictory9 May 2018 #109
CLEANING UP POOP. Horse and Cow poop, dog poop. cleaning toilets everywhere. trueblue2007 May 2018 #110
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