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107. Aidworker in any high risk community south of the border

Reply to Doodley (Original post)

Sat May 5, 2018, 06:19 PM

May 2018

Let him sit daily in the lived experience of those less privileged than him. Those he issues deportation orders for.

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Suppose you had to give Donald Trump a job. What job would you give him? [View all] Doodley May 2018 OP

Screwing the caps onto tubes of toothpaste ProudLib72 May 2018 #1

You would trust him not to fuck that up? Doodley May 2018 #6

Small hands means he can deftly maneuver the caps into place ProudLib72 May 2018 #12

I know! This thread has made me cry, it's so funny! Doodley May 2018 #25

Oxyclean infomercial dude. Or, cookware seller at a state fair NRaleighLiberal May 2018 #2

Yes, I can see that. But when he says the cookware is the greatest in the world Doodley May 2018 #11

Cookware seller came to my mind right away. He'd be very happy at that job. Sophia4 May 2018 #102

Urinal cake. n/t rzemanfl May 2018 #3

Taste tester? ProudLib72 May 2018 #26

Naw, just piss on him. n/t rzemanfl May 2018 #28

... ProudLib72 May 2018 #31

... NBachers May 2018 #62

shoveling elephant manure. unblock May 2018 #4

I like that! It should be done in temperatures of at least one hundred degrees. Doodley May 2018 #13

Jizm mopper at the Adult video arcade. Glamrock May 2018 #5

Hilarious! Funniest answer so far! Doodley May 2018 #17

Goop boy at hair salon Eliot Rosewater May 2018 #7

LOL! He would need six weeks of training first! Doodley May 2018 #20

this - OhZone May 2018 #8

Excellent! vlyons May 2018 #21

I would love to see that! At least he wouldn't get far if he tried to do a runner! Doodley May 2018 #24

Run?? Chellee May 2018 #83

Good point! Doodley May 2018 #92

I'd say leave him to deal with the porta potty on the truck crazycatlady May 2018 #78

Mime. nt Atticus May 2018 #9

Winner! n/t Orsino May 2018 #48

license plate maker dembotoz May 2018 #10

sign twirler jberryhill May 2018 #14

Yes! He can wear a furry suit and swirl a sign in hundred degree heat. Doodley May 2018 #73

Why do I have to give him a job? marylandblue May 2018 #15

hah! maybe he can be a line-holder at the unemployment office. unblock May 2018 #18

Janitor in a Buddhist monastery vlyons May 2018 #16

That would be a great movie ending for this sad saga we are witnessing. Doodley May 2018 #93

Cleaning out my septic tank. Elwood P Dowd May 2018 #19

And so you don't have to hear him doing it, put the manhole back on after he goes down there. Doodley May 2018 #74

Too dangerous. That might cause an explosion Elwood P Dowd May 2018 #90

I agree with President Obama....... Little Star May 2018 #22

Good choice. lpbk2713 May 2018 #32

Sean Hannitty's body guard mainstreetonce May 2018 #23

Excellent! Doodley May 2018 #94

That is tough. And are we talking current day Donald Trump or Donald Trump "in his prime"? haele May 2018 #27

I can see him as a performer - perhaps a clown or a performing seal. Doodley May 2018 #75

Selling used cars YessirAtsaFact May 2018 #29

You have a point, but the owner would probably get sued, because Trump's lies would be so yuge! Doodley May 2018 #95

Rabid feral cat-wrangler. Scurrilous May 2018 #30

That works for me. Make them big cats. like panthers, tigers or leopards. Doodley May 2018 #96

Randal from Clerks has the perfect job for Trump. Initech May 2018 #33

Hilarious! Doodley May 2018 #97

Something simple, like being the guy who unsticks that first sheet on the new roll of toilet paper. dameatball May 2018 #34

You would give him that much responsibility! Doodley May 2018 #99

Underwear model. nt procon May 2018 #35

The 'before' model in a before and after campaign. Doodley May 2018 #100

Is this a trick question? Proud Liberal Dem May 2018 #36

Something involving lies. Turbineguy May 2018 #37

The guy who cleans SoCalNative May 2018 #38

Oh that's easy! A fluffer. nt chowder66 May 2018 #39

to be a scare crow to scare critters away from the garden. salin May 2018 #40

emptying porta-johns / porta-potties hlthe2b May 2018 #41

Short story fiction writer? Freethinker65 May 2018 #42

Walk in that direction. snort May 2018 #43

Parade sweeper behind horses gohuskies May 2018 #44

The person who picks up your dog's poop in your back yard. fierywoman May 2018 #45

We would benefit by offering to pay of his debt with the guarantee.... NCTraveler May 2018 #46

Maybe his old one on Apprentice. Orsino May 2018 #47

If it was good enough for Bugs Bunny MurrayDelph May 2018 #49

Carny Generic Brad May 2018 #50

I thought about it hard. Blue_true May 2018 #51

None. He would go out on LTD with bone spurs, after stealing intellectual property and client lists. TheBlackAdder May 2018 #52

Breaking rocks in the hot sun. Atman May 2018 #53

Donnie-On-The-Spot Manager. democratisphere May 2018 #54

I've got it ! left-of-center2012 May 2018 #55

Cleaning litter boxes and clipping the cat's claws Siwsan May 2018 #56

Only if the pussies are ready to grab back crazycatlady May 2018 #80

Trust me - my Tortie, Boudicca, is not cooperative when it comes to claw trimming Siwsan May 2018 #91

Cleaning out the prison toilets. arthritisR_US May 2018 #57

Anything the Federal Prison Soxfan58 May 2018 #58

Janitor so he would learn to clean up messes marlakay May 2018 #59

Picking up trash on the side of the highway. MGKrebs May 2018 #60

Overseer of the remote control Deb May 2018 #61

Bucket, string mop, toilet brush, public bathroom!! longship May 2018 #63

A walking jack o lantern. lpbk2713 May 2018 #64

Obama's golf caddy n/t AndJusticeForSome May 2018 #65

Cleaning toilets shenmue May 2018 #66

Perfect fit... Maxheader May 2018 #67

Adult diaper stress-tester RockRaven May 2018 #68

This is easy! Came to me last year. yonder May 2018 #69

Clearing large intake covers of debris tazkcmo May 2018 #70

Given his extensive experience in the field, aka-chmeee May 2018 #71

A warning to others. MrScorpio May 2018 #72

Crash Test Dummy Afromania May 2018 #76

cleaning up shit crazycatlady May 2018 #77

A model. For photos with the word "Before" under them. JustABozoOnThisBus May 2018 #79

Swimming with the fishes. lamp_shade May 2018 #81

Crash test dummy. smirkymonkey May 2018 #82

Ed Norton's job IllinoisBirdWatcher May 2018 #84

Inspector of Arses. Mc Mike May 2018 #85

I would give him a paper cup grumpyduck May 2018 #86

Making furniture in Leavenworth, KS Major Nikon May 2018 #87

The guy in the circus that cleans up animal shit. TwistOneUp May 2018 #88

Easy - a con-job Lil Missy May 2018 #89

Prison toilet clog remover Takket May 2018 #98

Janitor at the Citadel Sedona May 2018 #101

I wouldn't trust him to scrub a toilet dalton99a May 2018 #103

License Plate Maker FM123 May 2018 #104

Bathroom attendent Lithos May 2018 #105

rodeo clown eShirl May 2018 #106

Aidworker in any high risk community south of the border Devil Child May 2018 #107

Putin's Cock Holster Exotica May 2018 #108

imitating that lying character from SNL. "That's the ticket!" Demovictory9 May 2018 #109

CLEANING UP POOP. Horse and Cow poop, dog poop. cleaning toilets everywhere. trueblue2007 May 2018 #110