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backtoblue

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42. First, I'd have to take a toke or two to calm myself
Sun Jun 10, 2018, 05:24 PM
Jun 2018

Then I would enforce a four-foot rule so he doesn't "accidentally" grab my p*s*y.

I would say "Hi. I'm a disabled single mother who can't work any longer due to my boss assaulting me and prior dangerous work conditions spanning decades. My son gets CHIP funding for medical expenses. Why do you hate the poor, disabled, people of color, LBGTQ, and children?"

Then I would spit on him and walk away.


Of course, I'm very disgusted by his voice and face, so I don't know if I could wait that long to spit...

F*** you! Quemado Jun 2018 #1
Ding-ding-ding, we have a winner, thread over... ADX Jun 2018 #5
Exactly what I was going to say! Initech Jun 2018 #17
I would turn and walk away. Nothing a real patriotic person could say would make an impact. nature-lover Jun 2018 #2
Waiter,can you please move the asshole you sat next to us? world wide wally Jun 2018 #3
I'm really sorry about your tiny penis and your huge bald spot. The Velveteen Ocelot Jun 2018 #4
*snort* smirkymonkey Jun 2018 #46
Nothing. underpants Jun 2018 #6
Easy solara Jun 2018 #7
Do something respectful Scarsdale Jun 2018 #8
I would pretend I didn't recognize him unblock Jun 2018 #9
Rest In Peace if you can. You were warned about all that KFC. Croney Jun 2018 #10
"I am a huge fan. So nice to meet you... lame54 Jun 2018 #11
"I'm immune to you." UTUSN Jun 2018 #12
President Obama sends his regards... PoiBoy Jun 2018 #13
"Let your hair go white naturally, Donald," canetoad Jun 2018 #14
It would be extremely nasty and vulgar, and Hayduke Bomgarte Jun 2018 #15
Fuck You Asswipe. nt Ferrets are Cool Jun 2018 #16
There must be some kinda way outta here struggle4progress Jun 2018 #18
... syringis Jun 2018 #19
RESIGN! blueinredohio Jun 2018 #20
First, I would get his attention by making him think I am complimenting him Generic Brad Jun 2018 #21
My greatest nightmare would be the "opportunity" of meeting trump. Totally Tunsie Jun 2018 #22
I'll let Frank take this one . . . gratuitous Jun 2018 #23
"Yes, I'd like fries with that" nt JustABozoOnThisBus Jun 2018 #24
"239 my ass. Your ass, maybe" ooky Jun 2018 #25
... empedocles Jun 2018 #60
A winner empedocles Jun 2018 #62
I think probably nothing. TDale313 Jun 2018 #26
I would just say, tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock SummerSnow Jun 2018 #27
"What did the five fingers say to the face?" Glamrock Jun 2018 #28
Parole in 25 years isn't so long . . . . . no_hypocrisy Jun 2018 #29
I'm not really into confrontation MrScorpio Jun 2018 #30
Oh, the neighbors had a pit bull over for the last two days! ProudLib72 Jun 2018 #38
Yep, the thing about pit bull puppies is that they're anything if a bit too boisterous at times. MrScorpio Jun 2018 #56
"This is worker speaking." blogslut Jun 2018 #31
Was your soul worth it? duforsure Jun 2018 #32
Can't say in this forum. Agent Mike might bust me. NightWatcher Jun 2018 #33
Point Hekate Jun 2018 #49
We have nothing to discuss. Flaleftist Jun 2018 #34
"I hope you'll keep your word about Social Security and Medicare, Mr President"... First Speaker Jun 2018 #35
I would go out of my way to avoid him. DemocratSinceBirth Jun 2018 #36
I would say... WestIndianArchie Jun 2018 #37
Seriously . . . you can't be as stupid as you seem, Don. Vinca Jun 2018 #39
I'd say ProudLib72 Jun 2018 #40
I would hopefully start by saying.... Takket Jun 2018 #41
First, I'd have to take a toke or two to calm myself backtoblue Jun 2018 #42
One could claim they have a nervous tic of spitting Kittycow Jun 2018 #44
Lol backtoblue Jun 2018 #45
Excuse me MurrayDelph Jun 2018 #43
"Get thee behind me, Satan" Hekate Jun 2018 #47
"Aren't you the guy who sold me that piece of shit used car last year?" smirkymonkey Jun 2018 #48
Is Justin Trudeau really that amazing in person ? JI7 Jun 2018 #50
Put your hands behind your back. SayItLoud Jun 2018 #51
Drop dead. Zoonart Jun 2018 #52
I would ask him why he doesn't seem to like the well-educated. n/t Different Drummer Jun 2018 #53
Somebody bring me a bucket BarbaRosa Jun 2018 #54
not much that anyone can say that he'd acknowledge... Civic Justice Jun 2018 #55
Obama jumped off a 50 story building and landed on his feet. smirkymonkey Jun 2018 #57
You are under arrest. Wolf Frankula Jun 2018 #58
Obama is a better man than you . . . . . on all counts. Stinky The Clown Jun 2018 #59
Care for a Drano cocktail? lpbk2713 Jun 2018 #61
The last line in this skit does it for me rock Jun 2018 #63
Your daddy was never proud of you and he never will be. And history will not look kindly upon you. Garrett78 Jun 2018 #64
I wouldn't say anything...I'd spit in his face. MariaCSR Jun 2018 #65
Donald, you are insane Vinnie From Indy Jun 2018 #66
My what short fingers you have. CentralMass Jun 2018 #67
Just "Why?". pnwest Jun 2018 #68
I would not dignify him meeting with him. CTyankee Jun 2018 #69
Wow! You're even more masculine in person! Nevernose Jun 2018 #70
I'd ask him... SHRED Jun 2018 #71
Nothing. I'd turn my back on him. nt neeksgeek Jun 2018 #72
Didn't you used to be someone famous or something? SeattleVet Jun 2018 #73
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