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(39,779 posts) Mon Jul 16, 2018, 05:15 PM Jul 2018

(Poll) If Cheeto should be convicted of a capital crime, how should his sentence be carried out? [View all]

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	Life in prison
	16 (57%)
	Firing squad
	0 (0%)
	Public hanging
	5 (18%)
	Electric chair
	0 (0%)
	Guillotine
	2 (7%)
	Golf-clubbed to death
	0 (0%)
	Burned at the stake
	1 (4%)
	Dropped from plane without a parachute
	0 (0%)
	Sold into slavery
	0 (0%)
	Other - post your own suggestion below
	4 (14%)
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(Poll) If Cheeto should be convicted of a capital crime, how should his sentence be carried out? [View all] FakeNoose Jul 2018 OP

Living in the basement of an outhouse with all his family RainCaster Jul 2018 #1

I think a nice slow crucifixtion would work gopiscrap Jul 2018 #2

Exile alone... Zoonart Jul 2018 #3

With a few dogs to keep him company Shrike47 Jul 2018 #5

LOL - he fears STAIRS also! Totally Tunsie Jul 2018 #41

Is that "Make America Sane Again" hat being sold somewhere? hlthe2b Jul 2018 #4

OK that would work but I'd give him a television sdfernando Jul 2018 #7

Not sure FakeNoose Jul 2018 #12

Deny him an audience; he'll wither away. Shrike47 Jul 2018 #6

Cut off his Twitter thumbs and then make him watch CNN 24/7 LastLiberal in PalmSprings Jul 2018 #30

A better choice would be a 24 hour Obama/Hillary channel. avebury Jul 2018 #57

Here's one Obama riff on Trump LastLiberal in PalmSprings Jul 2018 #67

Placed in a cage for life, stripped of all worldly goods, Totally Tunsie Jul 2018 #8

They should all be duforsure Jul 2018 #9

I don't particularly care about the details just as long as he is convicted Grammy23 Jul 2018 #10

I like how you think Grammy23! smirkymonkey Jul 2018 #13

After a day like we've had today, we have to find our comfort Grammy23 Jul 2018 #16

Great ideas except jayschool2013 Jul 2018 #29

Madame Guillotine nocoincidences Jul 2018 #11

Thanks for this! FakeNoose Jul 2018 #28

My first reaction was guillotine, but that's too quick. I want him to suffer in prison. ecstatic Jul 2018 #14

With no "off" button, volume up and no cellphone FakeNoose Jul 2018 #18

Send him to work in a West Virginia coal mine. Duncan Grant Jul 2018 #15

Oooh good one! No safety equipment either FakeNoose Jul 2018 #17

Life in prison as Sandusky's cell mate Quemado Jul 2018 #19

At dawn with no blindfold..........I want him to see it coming. Historic NY Jul 2018 #20

Execution by firing squad, composed of people he has cheated or damaged. NCjack Jul 2018 #21

Wow, I hope Hillary gets first shot FakeNoose Jul 2018 #24

She has certainly earned it. lpbk2713 Jul 2018 #26

I have her pencilled in to be captain of the firing squad, with the NCjack Jul 2018 #35

Hold back on the coup de gras sil vous plait. lpbk2713 Jul 2018 #36

A bullet in EVERY rifle... Totally Tunsie Jul 2018 #42

............. bdamomma Jul 2018 #51

100 years ago yesterday Fritz Walter Jul 2018 #84

Maybe Putin will soon get tired of his captive, and NCjack Jul 2018 #86

I have the perfect sentence for him jmowreader Jul 2018 #22

Cruel and unusual, but would be effective! FakeNoose Jul 2018 #25

No more tweeting for him. lpbk2713 Jul 2018 #23

Give him a Marine haircut. He'd die of shame. LastLiberal in PalmSprings Jul 2018 #27

How about this one FakeNoose Jul 2018 #31

They wouldn't eat him. Even fire ants have standards. They'd just go, "Ew-w-w!" and leave. LastLiberal in PalmSprings Jul 2018 #39

he would bdamomma Jul 2018 #52

Make Him Poor Best_man23 Jul 2018 #32

That will happen when Mueller freezes his assets for back taxes FakeNoose Jul 2018 #34

And shave his lumpy assed orange head Generic Brad Jul 2018 #59

Reality show on live TV. The real biggest Loser! With Ivanka there to watch the humiliation. Freethinker65 Jul 2018 #33

Just open the door and let him out on the street Raven123 Jul 2018 #37

As long as anything you do to him is legal, I could live with that jmowreader Jul 2018 #40

Life behind bars, possibly with supervised work release, yonder Jul 2018 #38

They all look good but I don't want it to be so fast marlakay Jul 2018 #43

I have a better one than my last one jmowreader Jul 2018 #44

THAT punishment would definitely fit the crime FakeNoose Jul 2018 #45

Urine-boarded. edbermac Jul 2018 #46

Make it part of a tourist attraction jmowreader Jul 2018 #47

Is that like waterboarding only ... with ... FakeNoose Jul 2018 #49

Yes but I shouldn't have suggested that. edbermac Jul 2018 #50

SLOW SUBMERSION INTO A POOL OF PIRANHA FISH LBM20 Jul 2018 #48

Whew that's a great one FakeNoose Jul 2018 #53

Life in prison would be, by far, the avebury Jul 2018 #54

money taken away... handmade34 Jul 2018 #55

Yes that goes without saying, Mueller will get everything he has for back taxes FakeNoose Jul 2018 #60

wired his jaw bdamomma Jul 2018 #56

Exiled to Siberia! Anon-C Jul 2018 #58

Too easy, they'd build him a hotel FakeNoose Jul 2018 #61

I'd like to see him die of embarassment, but that can't happen. bitterross Jul 2018 #62

i love slavery, but i could accept hard labor. pansypoo53219 Jul 2018 #63

In a room with a TV playing Obama's roasting him at the WHC Dinner on a 24 hr loop Blaukraut Jul 2018 #64

Waterboarded continuously. With urine. LuckyCharms Jul 2018 #65

Lunch breaks...shit on a shingle. Literally. BlancheSplanchnik Jul 2018 #87

I Have A Great Idea For This ChoppinBroccoli Jul 2018 #66

There's only one way to carry out the sentence! KCDebbie Jul 2018 #68

I did SO want to choose "guillotine," but, alas... dchill Jul 2018 #69

Well a life sentence is still capital punishment FakeNoose Jul 2018 #70

No. Capital punishment is legally killing someone for a crime. Tipperary Jul 2018 #77

25-to-life on a gluten free vegetarian diet! Rhiannon12866 Jul 2018 #71

Drawn and Quartered arthritisR_US Jul 2018 #72

Put a 24-7 closed circuit TV monitor in his cell that shows Ivanka in her's. They both need life in Celerity Jul 2018 #73

He'd go crazy, that's for sure FakeNoose Jul 2018 #76

Life sentence as a Walmart greeter in Lagos, Nigeria. KY_EnviroGuy Jul 2018 #74

That would be Cheeto's definition of "hell" I think FakeNoose Jul 2018 #75

Keelhauled matey! democratisphere Jul 2018 #78

We need to find out how long he can hold his breath FakeNoose Jul 2018 #83

Trashing: lazy clickbait brooklynite Jul 2018 #79

Quickly. mahatmakanejeeves Jul 2018 #80

Put him in a child-size cage in south Texas Fritz Walter Jul 2018 #81

What you said FakeNoose Jul 2018 #82

I was going to suggest moving him from state to state... Fritz Walter Jul 2018 #85

Lock him in the world's largest library and force him to... Different Drummer Jul 2018 #88

Firing squad. Shot by the entire army of Montenegro. dameatball Jul 2018 #89

Keep Diggin' Asshole, China is not far away Bamahombre Jul 2018 #90

Yes that's a good one FakeNoose Jul 2018 #91