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PandoraAwakened

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11. tRump Was an Ass Even as a Teenager
Wed Nov 7, 2018, 09:44 PM
Nov 2018

The picture on the left in the OP of teen tRump in a "military" uniform is real (obviously, the text underneath is fake). Here's the skinny:

We all remember that bully in school who thought every prank and every mean act they engaged in was worthy of laughter and applause. Ever notice how those same guys always had a small gang of like-minded boys that they "led" so as as to assure their narcissistic "fix"?

At his private middle school (junior high) in Queens, NY, that guy was tRump. Now, this school, the Kew-Forest School, was a very small, "elite" academy. Thus, the antics that the orange buffoon led his gang into committing were quite noticeable, so much so that by the end of his eighth grade year and after many "consults" between the principal and his parents, the school finally said, "You're outta here!"

Meanwhile, at home, tRump also was acting out and, while daddy indulged his golden child's every whim, mommy dearest finally set her foot down when tRump started being abusive to her at the tender, young age of 15. That's when the decision was made to kick him out of the house. Off to military school for you, young man! Oh sure, that'll straighten him right up.

So, they shipped him upstate to the New York Military Academy, which is where the above picture comes from. So, how the hell did this guy end up making it through four years of military high school? Well, the commanders figured out fairly quickly that this kid was dumb as a box of rocks because he had spent all of grade school and middle school patting himself on the back for being the #1 troublemaker. So, what to do with him? Easy: They kept him busy by putting him on every single sports team they had---football, basketball, baseball, softball, soccer, wrestling, and even bowling (no shit).

So, how did he do? Well, he became known as the campus' biggest sports asshole, playing way too aggressively, constantly breaking rules, and, of course, cheating. The academy by and large just looked the other way because they felt it was at least better than him acting out in class.

Four years later, they gladly got rid of him with barely passing grades. Other than his involvement in sports, the only award tRump achieved in his entire time there was a medal for "neatness and order" (shades of authoritarianism?). The only "power" position they entrusted him with was that of Honor Guard Commanding Officer---yes, he led the military parades!

So, now you know the real story.

This has to be Satire? Right? [View all] Soph0571 Nov 2018 OP
I thought he liked guys who didn't get caught! mac56 Nov 2018 #1
In 1963 Turbineguy Nov 2018 #2
Stop confusing the issues with facts. nt Xipe Totec Nov 2018 #3
Ahhhhh, those wonderous alternative facts! LOL Totally Tunsie Nov 2018 #6
And the Army didn't adopt the Chinook helicopter until 1966 Brother Buzz Nov 2018 #10
Your fact clinches it. Turbineguy Nov 2018 #12
John McCain envy vlyons Nov 2018 #4
Seems legit gratuitous Nov 2018 #5
The only good thing about tRump's presidency is that it highlights Totally Tunsie Nov 2018 #7
it is satire, that Facebook page is anti-Trump Celerity Nov 2018 #8
Yup, the response is satire too. JHB Nov 2018 #9
tRump Was an Ass Even as a Teenager PandoraAwakened Nov 2018 #11
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