Dear Donald Trump.. (re: Chief of Staff) [View all]

[AZ8theist]

I hate your fucking guts.
I despise you beyond anything I've ever hated before.
You are a fucking moron. An imbecile. A fucking traitor.
You are a criminal scumbag with absolutely NO redeeming qualities.

That being said, now that your first choice for Chief of Staff has turned you down.. (see above), I will happily place my name in the running for your next CoS.

Upon my selection, I will work diligently to ensure your smooth transition to the next phase of your career, despite the negative ramifications on my own reputation that may occur.

I will somberly walk you out to your motorcade and escort you to a place where I will (sadly) .......

SLAM THE FUCKING CELL DOOR SHUT. AND SPIT IN YOUR FUCKING PUTRID FACE.