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Danascot

(4,664 posts)
41. I read your headline as "The elementary school secretary she is a MIDGET"
Sun Jan 6, 2019, 10:44 PM
Jan 2019

...so of course I had to read ahead to see where you were going with it.


(I understand the term is considered pejorative. I'm sorry. It's just what my mind decided the word was.)

Credit duly given for a quick witty response gratuitous Jan 2019 #1
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I just had to put a Rec on this masterpiece of a rejoinder. Sinistrous Jan 2019 #4
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Well played, my friend. Well played! MLAA Jan 2019 #9
As an elementary school teacher, I'd be curious how she engages with differing students' issues theaocp Jan 2019 #10
One of our secretaries at school essme Jan 2019 #35
Hold on TEB ProudLib72 Jan 2019 #12
What a wag. efhmc Jan 2019 #13
Nicely done. zentrum Jan 2019 #14
Could not of done it better myself and I get it done. UniteFightBack Jan 2019 #15
That's awesome, hahaha!! nt WhiskeyWulf Jan 2019 #16
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That was perfect. You are my hero! AJT Jan 2019 #19
I liked the ending Martin Eden Jan 2019 #20
Once again, you're my hero, TEB. 😂😂😂 catbyte Jan 2019 #21
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I was in the middle of a big boo hoo, tavernier Jan 2019 #27
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Winning. onecaliberal Jan 2019 #28
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... The Polack MSgt Jan 2019 #38
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I read your headline as "The elementary school secretary she is a MIDGET" Danascot Jan 2019 #41
You are pure gold, TEB. roamer65 Jan 2019 #42
Good thinking, ol bean! Cha Jan 2019 #43
Great thinking on your feet! Also makes me think Mueller and his team deserve boxes of chocolates. JudyM Jan 2019 #44
Sweet!!! calimary Jan 2019 #45
LOL! lunatica Jan 2019 #46
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