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LakeSuperiorView

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22. I'm OK with him locking himself out of the country.

Sun Jan 27, 2019, 12:44 PM

Jan 2019

He's standing out side of beautiful America, land of flags and roses, on barren, parched land. About to thrust his tiny key into the lock on the outside of the fence, he would never be able to get his fat ass over a 4 foot wooden picket fence. It wouldn't require buying Russian, Evraz steel either. Border patrol agents wouldn't get hit on the head with 60 pound packages of drugs because you can see through a 4 foot wooden picket fence. The early 1900's style lock would surely baffle anyone trying to get in...

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Oh my word. [View all] uppityperson Jan 2019 OP

Lock Him Out. MontanaMama Jan 2019 #1

This is the dumbest shit I've seen in some time ornotna Jan 2019 #2

The hands are all wrong. n/t 4TheArts Jan 2019 #3

The suit jacket is wrong, too -- it's buttoned. subterranean Jan 2019 #10

Thank Gawd there's a lock on the impenetrable perimeter. ZZenith Jan 2019 #4

The official purveyor of fine art to Mormon funeral homes dalton99a Jan 2019 #5

A. Picket. Fence. Girard442 Jan 2019 #6

A padlock on a picket fence! greatauntoftriplets Jan 2019 #7

I walked 2000 miles, over mountains, through desert. How ever will I get past this? uppityperson Jan 2019 #8

Beats the hell out of moi. greatauntoftriplets Jan 2019 #9

Not only that, a padlock on the Mexican side canetoad Jan 2019 #16

That's a very strange painting. greatauntoftriplets Jan 2019 #17

Geez guys, give it a rest. It's a METAPHOR ProudLib72 Jan 2019 #11

I'll say he's a four. LakeSuperiorView Jan 2019 #23

As the sun sets on this democracy, Trump says LuckyLib Jan 2019 #12

Get off the fence. Get onto Nutrisystem. Generic Brad Jan 2019 #13

"Nancy caved and I got my wall" Mr. Ected Jan 2019 #14

Those Mexican thieves! They must have stolen 75 pounds offa Donnie. Shrike47 Jan 2019 #15

Lol MoonRiver Jan 2019 #18

tDumpy wishes he looked liked that irl. SammyWinstonJack Jan 2019 #19

Pretty sure he thinks he does. MrsCoffee Jan 2019 #21

Looks like he's...ewww can't say it. lilactime Jan 2019 #20

I'm OK with him locking himself out of the country. LakeSuperiorView Jan 2019 #22