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Va Lefty

(6,252 posts)

8. Reminds me of an old joke

Reply to Goodheart (Original post)

Wed Feb 20, 2019, 10:27 AM

Feb 2019

a man buys a newspaper every day from a paper boy, only to glance at the front page then throw it away. This goes on for a week or so until finally the paper boy asks him why he is buying a paper every day. The man says he is looking to see if someone has died. The boy says "but sir, the obituaries are on page 11." The man replies "The son of bitch I'm looking for will be on page 1!"