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smirkymonkey

(63,221 posts)
3. Great.
Thu Oct 17, 2019, 08:40 PM
Oct 2019

Upcoming G7 Agenda, Day 1:

- Why Donald Trump is the greatest president ever. You probably didn't know this, but I am.
- More about ME and why I am so great. I know you are all very jealous.
- Why you all owe me money. Pay up or suffer the consequences.
- Now we can all go around the room and you can tell me how great you think I am. Don't hold back.
- Hamburders for lunch. I eat most of them.
- I introduce Ivanka as my successor. She is dressed very inappropriately. I personally think she is HAWT!
- A 90 minute rant about Hillary, Obama and Democrats. Pass out MAGA hats.
- Plea for Russia to join the G7. Hoping Putin is watching and writing "Mr. Vladimir Trump" over and over again in his diary.
- Starting to sundown, complete meltdown. Need diaper change.
- Hauled off by Stephen Miller, Ivanka and two guys named Don and Eric something. Tie is drenched from all the drool.
- Tucked into bed with a 16-Piece KFC Meal. Stephen turns on Fox News and Ivanka gives me my Twitter machine. Up all night until 5 am. 2 hours of sleep before Day 2.

Repeat.

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