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Amimnoch

(4,558 posts)
10. Forth grade response:
Sat Nov 2, 2019, 06:32 PM
Nov 2019

A fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their parents do for a living. All the typical answers came up - mechanic, business, sales, doctor, engineer... and so forth.
However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his parents, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes to music in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took little Justin aside."Is that really true about your father?"
"No," the boy said, "He works for the Republican National Committee and is trying to get Trump re-elected, but it's too embarrassing to say that in front of the other kids.”

It's a dream we all share, dear sir. n/t Dagstead Bumwood Nov 2019 #1
LOL! K&R. nt tblue37 Nov 2019 #2
For the win! PJMcK Nov 2019 #3
Took it Timewas Nov 2019 #4
The great thing about this is today there WAS a parade in DC, a BIG parade, for the fans.... George II Nov 2019 #5
That is a Sir Story I can really get behind Hekate Nov 2019 #6
KR NT ProudProgressiveNow Nov 2019 #7
K&R 2naSalit Nov 2019 #8
Excellent! Just change "Was I happy?" to "Was I smiling?" (n/t) thesquanderer Nov 2019 #9
Forth grade response: Amimnoch Nov 2019 #10
Let's take them down - warmfeet Nov 2019 #11
Great joke, especially with the gender change. The gop is all male prostitutes erronis Nov 2019 #13
good laugh! I didn't see that coming liberalla Nov 2019 #14
+1 uponit7771 Nov 2019 #26
LOL!!!! demigoddess Nov 2019 #27
K&R! gademocrat7 Nov 2019 #12
Could be nightmare because remember if he goes Pence becomes president. cstanleytech Nov 2019 #15
I believe Pence is implicated in the Ukraine scandal alfredo Nov 2019 #19
The odds of Trump getting convicted in the Senate are already slim if the Repugnants circle the cstanleytech Nov 2019 #20
Let's see how the Senate vote is handled. alfredo Nov 2019 #30
Pence would be the lamest duck ever with lunatica Nov 2019 #23
Ya got me!1 UTUSN Nov 2019 #16
If only! smirkymonkey Nov 2019 #17
Reminds me about the man who bought a newspaper every day Martin Eden Nov 2019 #18
Yes! Aussie105 Nov 2019 #22
K&R burrowowl Nov 2019 #21
Thanks! This whole thread brightened my morning. FailureToCommunicate Nov 2019 #24
The line would be longer for those waiting to piss on his grave. Nitram Nov 2019 #25
Happy to be the 200th rec! LittleGirl Nov 2019 #28
trDump sleeping with the worms,... magicarpet Nov 2019 #29
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