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lambchopp59

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13. Screeeeeech. You've been stopped by the grammar police here.

Tue Dec 31, 2019, 12:16 PM

Dec 2019

I'm citing you for not noticing that possibly your spell-correct switched "bowl" for "bowel". Yes that is awful if your old unit was leaking into your bowel! Gaaaaah! Uncertain how that is accomplished, uh, okay I'll shut up about that.
One of my old friends who has moved on to another plane shared this toilet humor with me when he was hospitalized:
He said he always wondered about that button on the wall in hospital bathrooms that says "push for help". "So if I push that does a hand come up from the toilet bowl and pull?"
If there is such a model invented, I'd buy one for Donald Trump.

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My birthday present ... very useful [View all] Botany Dec 2019 OP

Happy Birthday Ohiogal Dec 2019 #1

If you are ever in Columbus and have the need you can use it. Botany Dec 2019 #2

That's good to know, thanks! Ohiogal Dec 2019 #5

But but but malaise Dec 2019 #3

Happy Birthday! smirkymonkey Dec 2019 #4

Happy birthday, Botany! greatauntoftriplets Dec 2019 #6

Feliz cumpleaos! Have a great day! RestoreAmerica2020 Dec 2019 #7

It's a wise and fortunate man who knows how to prioritize! abqtommy Dec 2019 #8

Happy Birthday Botany! Maraya1969 Dec 2019 #9

HappyHappy Birthday to You!!! Alliepoo Dec 2019 #10

Will you be texting from it? left-of-center2012 Dec 2019 #11

Good for you! I hate installing toilets, and I've installed many of them. MineralMan Dec 2019 #12

Screeeeeech. You've been stopped by the grammar police here. lambchopp59 Dec 2019 #13

Happy Birthday to YOU, Botany. MontanaMama Dec 2019 #14

I got dishwasher for Christmas. And I was thrilled! Blue_playwright Dec 2019 #15

Watching someone else replace our toilet I realized that I had ... marble falls Dec 2019 #16

The last one that I installed was just a pain in the ass Botany Dec 2019 #18

The only reason I didn't try to install this one was the tiler managed to break the flange ... marble falls Dec 2019 #21

Yeah, I stopped putting in toilets when I got in my sixties. PatrickforO Dec 2019 #17

Flushed with happiness! Maeve Dec 2019 #19

Happy Birthday sheilahi Dec 2019 #20

And that new terlit don't stink at all! marble falls Dec 2019 #22