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Blue Owl

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4. Imagine Beelzeblob at church...

Reply to Thomas Hurt (Original post)

Fri Apr 10, 2020, 04:56 PM

Apr 2020

He'd pretend to fake-lip-sync the words to every hymn, shove the priest/minister/reverend out of the way to commandeer the pulpit with an hour of psychotic rantings; sell the congregation his hydroxychloroquine snake oil, steal all the money from the collection plate, and leave during communion to hit the nearest McDonald's drive-thru...

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What are the odds King Cockwomble actually goes to church and not golfing this weekend? [View all] Thomas Hurt Apr 2020 OP

0% MontanaMama Apr 2020 #1

I'm pretty sure all of the curches in DC are closed right now, so 0%... Wounded Bear Apr 2020 #2

Zero FiveGoodMen Apr 2020 #3

Imagine Beelzeblob at church... Blue Owl Apr 2020 #4