Trump does his own hair and make up as his personal assistants self-isolate.

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42. Nose hairs, maybe.

And that would be pushing it. He can do NOTHING adequately.

He is an EPIC LOSER.

He lost over 400,000,000 of daddies money.
He declared bankruptcy AT LEAST 6 times. Emphasis on AT LEAST. Can't run a successful casino, where people walk in and WILLINGLY GIVE YOU THEIR MONEY.
He can't get an American bank to loan him money, which is why he is in hock up to his nose hairs to Vlad the Pootster.

Yet to hear him tell it, he is a MOST STABLE GENIUS. He knows everything about everything. He alone can fix everything. He is the chosen one.

And the only way he can win is cheat and steal, because he has the backing of the bigots, nazis, fundies, greedy, in other words, all the HATERS.

Yes, we hate the haters, but THEY hate love, understanding, sympathy, empathy, progress, safety.

The one thing they DO love, is to hate.