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In reply to the discussion: The best way to remove Donald Trump from the White House is [View all]jmowreader
(51,099 posts)29. Send twelve liberals, a stretcher...
...four police-grade body cams, six 6-foot lengths of 2-inch black iron pipe, three cargo straps, 12 pair of work gloves and a fire extinguisher charged with nitrous oxide (halothane or desflurane would be better, but it's much easier to get nitrous) in to get him. The process is very simple: we put on and turn on the body cams then go in and blast the fucker in the face with laughing gas. When he's out cold, we strap him to the stretcher, put the work gloves on, stick the pipes under the stretcher as handles, and carry him right out the door to a waiting paddy wagon.
And then we post the video on YouTube. It'll be great.
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They don't have enough people in the band to lift him. They would need a forklift
mtnsnake
Nov 2020
#22
Darting with a tranquilizer, bagged up in a strait jacket and dragged out by his feet.
Thomas Hurt
Nov 2020
#9
Unleash 10 vicious dogs in the private quarters of the People's White House...
magicarpet
Nov 2020
#11
My friend says that if Presidents refuse to leave, they send the Marines. Besides which,
planetc
Nov 2020
#18
The FBI should serve an arrest warrant and escort him out of the Whitehouse in handcuffs,
L.Pharmstrong
Nov 2020
#20