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Sell tickets... put in on pay-per-view... Raster Nov 2020 #1
Did ya see my eviction! Great ratings. Hoooog numbers underpants Nov 2020 #9
I'd pay to watch that Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Nov 2020 #37
tRump* being dragged from the White House?... Raster Nov 2020 #39
It would be the biggest pay-per-view event in history. Dave Starsky Nov 2020 #43
it would be cathartic... Raster Nov 2020 #51
Oh heck yeah PPV wld make a killing if that can be live streamed onetexan Nov 2020 #54
Well, NOT by the hair. nilram Nov 2020 #2
PETA would claim cruelty to animals... Raster Nov 2020 #40
strap him to a forklift - use lots of duct tape. Esp on his asshole...er, mouth NRaleighLiberal Nov 2020 #3
Or Hannibal Lecter complete with restraints, spit mask, and rolled out on a dolly. Nevilledog Nov 2020 #45
Cut the Wi-Fi C_U_L8R Nov 2020 #4
Along with his cable TV. kskiska Nov 2020 #48
Business Insider has a pay wall now too? underpants Nov 2020 #5
Blockade the KFC deliveries. He'll be dying of starvation in a couple of hours. lagomorph777 Nov 2020 #6
He'll want to come out to play golf eventually. tavernier Nov 2020 #7
Or rename the White House Vietnam Norbert Nov 2020 #27
Put a Big Mac on a string and dangle it in front of him dware Nov 2020 #8
Oh, I can think of ways. Fun ways - depending on your definition of fun, that is. Solly Mack Nov 2020 #10
Treat him just like a drug dealer. Kick in the door a 3:00 AM, throw in a flash bang, Hotler Nov 2020 #11
Kneel on his neck until he develops empathy soothsayer Nov 2020 #13
Good point, Thanks nt Hotler Nov 2020 #15
And don't forget to let his head hit the car door roof while tossing him ecstatic Nov 2020 #33
I agree. n/t EndlessWire Nov 2020 #47
Well... GreatCaesarsGhost Nov 2020 #12
Hello, dolly. Silent3 Nov 2020 #14
GMTA....posted this idea upthread. Too lazy to post picture so you win! Nevilledog Nov 2020 #46
I think we should listen to Trump on this one... usedtobedemgurl Nov 2020 #16
Rusty vice-grips on the ding dong. LuckyCharms Nov 2020 #17
LOL! 2naSalit Nov 2020 #22
You know, 2naSalit... LuckyCharms Nov 2020 #28
I know you're right about that! 2naSalit Nov 2020 #32
Do they make them that small? MoonlitKnight Nov 2020 #35
. LuckyCharms Nov 2020 #36
Take the door off its hinges, send in a very beefy squad of a dozen officers and carry him out. hlthe2b Nov 2020 #18
Use Bill Barr safeinOhio Nov 2020 #19
He won't refuse, he'll just whine and complain while he shuffles out JHB Nov 2020 #20
Put him in a cage!! healthnut7 Nov 2020 #21
I volunteer to help. blueinredohio Nov 2020 #23
If the USSS is pondering how to remove tRump if he refuses to leave Best_man23 Nov 2020 #24
Lol! Send in Joe Pesce! lindysalsagal Nov 2020 #26
As visibly as possible. Preferably down the driveway and into a dumpster. tinrobot Nov 2020 #25
Trump's a fucking coward. I'll go in there and drag his ass out. octoberlib Nov 2020 #29
I will be happy to donate a couple of hay hooks. jeffreyi Nov 2020 #30
Not a big problem jmowreader Nov 2020 #31
The veterinarians in my Podunk community are evenly split between.... Brother Buzz Nov 2020 #34
1-20-21 is Eviction day at high noon. sarcasmo Nov 2020 #38
Zap him in the neck, drop him in a wheelchair. Mc Mike Nov 2020 #41
Flashbangs and tazers? CabalPowered Nov 2020 #42
Leave a trail of KFC and Big Macs leading out the door Hassler Nov 2020 #44
lol what if he's chained himself Cha Nov 2020 #56
There's a certain satisfaction rolling him out with a bum's rush. Kid Berwyn Nov 2020 #49
Cattleprods krispos42 Nov 2020 #50
teehee - i'm thinking of Michael Rappaports' hog ties remarks now onetexan Nov 2020 #52
As I previously suggested a tranquilized gun, a net, and then released into the Alaskan wilderness. usajumpedtheshark Nov 2020 #53
Ponder... That must be a fun Cha Nov 2020 #55
Handcuffs! After Joe is sworn in, Trump is a private citizen and will be trespassing. nt Boogiemack Nov 2020 #57
Order him to get face down on the floor, put his hands behind his back, Roisin Ni Fiachra Nov 2020 #58
Knee on neck! Very important flourish soothsayer Nov 2020 #59
Security guards escorted Lt. Col. Vindman out. So boring, Hortensis Nov 2020 #60
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