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H2O Man

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17. Flaming Pie Theory

Fri Nov 27, 2020, 01:02 PM

Nov 2020

The true answer is found by playing track 7 on Paul McCartney's LP "Flaming Pie" backwards. Keep in mind that the title was Paul's borrowing from John. Keep in mind that Paul first released the album in 1997, at a time when Hugo Chavez began pre-post-mortem plans to deny Donald Trump a second term in 2020. It all fits together.

Here is the One True Answer: Just when it appears that members of the Trump crime family are about to be indicted by the Deep State of New York, a Flaming Pie will appear in the cosmos, rapidly descending towards earth, spinning at 33 rpm in a clockwise direction. Hypnotic music willbe the flavor of the day. Crowds will stand in Morrison's rapt funeral amazement while the Trump crime family, headed by their Don, peel their outer carcases off, revealing them to be a bright orange alien species. They shall then climb aboard the Flaming Pie, and ascend back into hell.

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I wish we could start a (no cash prizes) pool on how Trump is going to leave... [View all] essme Nov 2020 OP

I think that's what will happen - He'll go to Mierda Loco and not come back. The Velveteen Ocelot Nov 2020 #1

I thought it might be fun to dflprincess Nov 2020 #3

LOL! But that chase would be over very quickly. The Velveteen Ocelot Nov 2020 #5

That would be hilarious MustLoveBeagles Nov 2020 #12

Straight jacket, handcuffs, ambulance, body bag, tears, shame soothsayer Nov 2020 #2

hearse... jcgoldie Nov 2020 #7

Yes soothsayer Nov 2020 #8

I think you're right that he'll leave for Christmas. And there will be lots of talk from Squinch Nov 2020 #4

Yes and he'll stay there after Joe's inauguration and pretend he's president soothsayer Nov 2020 #9

Yep. And some MAGA idiot will be caught with bombs or something going somewhere Squinch Nov 2020 #10

Oh Jesus Christ, I didn't think about that one--- essme Nov 2020 #14

Jan 17th. zipplewrath Nov 2020 #6

I wouldn't want the Bidens to sleep there the first night anyway MustLoveBeagles Nov 2020 #11

It needs an exorcism, too. The Velveteen Ocelot Nov 2020 #15

+1 MustLoveBeagles Nov 2020 #16

As we get closer to the end, the more he will bunker up and squat at the WH. Thomas Hurt Nov 2020 #13

Flaming Pie Theory H2O Man Nov 2020 #17

I wanna see him dragged out by the feet clawing the carpet lame54 Nov 2020 #18