My three-point plan for ensuring a peaceful transition [View all]
The first part of this plan is for Trump to be informed that because of the way he has handled his presidency, he will receive special recognition award from the Nobel Peace Prize Committee to be presented early next month.
Trump will then be able to boast about his special prize that he will describe as "the greatest award the world has ever seen." It will be leaked to Trump that Obama is a little bit jealous. So, Trump will have something to look forward to, a shining moment to celebrate his presidency, and hopefully he will behave himself during his last few days in the White House to ensure he gets it.
Now, it is early February, and Trump receives his award in front of the world's media. However, that is when he learns that it is a special award to acknowledge the dangers of fascism. Trump is being given the award to acknowledge that he has been the worst American president ever and has done more harm than any other president. The statue will be of an orange, overweight man with a ridiculous combover, and Trump, the clown, will once again be a laughing stock to the world!
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