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Cooley Hurd

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26. We will witness something tonight akin to Bentsen vs Quayle...
Thu Oct 11, 2012, 07:07 PM
Oct 2012

Ryan will serve it (his coconut) up, and Biden will SMASH it out of the stadium. And then, triumphantly, will take his biggest poop and shove it down his trachea. Of course, Ryan will choke it up and spit it out, only to have Biden grab it in mid-lob, and promptly cram it back down his lie-pipe.

Okay Cooley... don't hit "Post My Reply!"

Aw shit... too late.

Don't tease me like that... n/t a geek named Bob Oct 2012 #1
Seriously. Right down his lying windpipe. David Zephyr Oct 2012 #5
in that case... a geek named Bob Oct 2012 #8
Yo! David Zephyr Oct 2012 #13
I certainly hope so. SharonAnn Oct 2012 #2
Political decapitation. David Zephyr Oct 2012 #7
well, shoot, I'll tune in to see that! renate Oct 2012 #3
Awesome, renate. David Zephyr Oct 2012 #10
Yes! Lucy Goosey Oct 2012 #4
And it will be done with Biden's amazing smile. David Zephyr Oct 2012 #11
I love it when you talk like that CatWoman Oct 2012 #6
I think you'll like this photo, too. OXOX David Zephyr Oct 2012 #12
... CatWoman Oct 2012 #16
Joe's a great guy Aerows Oct 2012 #18
I'd pay to see that. DavidDvorkin Oct 2012 #9
You won't have to pay for it. It's going to be fantastic. David Zephyr Oct 2012 #15
True. I'll be watching. DavidDvorkin Oct 2012 #21
Ryan will think it was literally. David Zephyr Oct 2012 #24
Hey, I didn't think about this Cha Oct 2012 #14
Cha! Cha! David Zephyr Oct 2012 #20
I hope so Aerows Oct 2012 #17
Know so. David Zephyr Oct 2012 #22
I hope that you are CORRECT!!! nt DearHeart Oct 2012 #19
Take heart, DearHeart! David Zephyr Oct 2012 #23
You made a good rhyme there! That movie is one of my favorites...as you can tell. DearHeart Oct 2012 #59
You're raising expectations. Qutzupalotl Oct 2012 #25
Ha! David Zephyr Oct 2012 #27
We will witness something tonight akin to Bentsen vs Quayle... Cooley Hurd Oct 2012 #26
Cooley! David Zephyr Oct 2012 #33
I'm expecting something like that. Should be a great mismatch! immoderate Oct 2012 #28
Thanks for the video. David Zephyr Oct 2012 #35
It popped into my head. Gets me psyched! immoderate Oct 2012 #42
This is our VP Joe alright siligut Oct 2012 #50
Fingers crossed you're right. n/t Laffy Kat Oct 2012 #29
Welcome to the DU, Laffy Kat. David Zephyr Oct 2012 #39
Yes! hrmjustin Oct 2012 #30
This thread is for confident Democrats! David Zephyr Oct 2012 #44
I absolutely expect the opposite...Paul Ryan will CINCH this thing, and if he doesn't LaydeeBug Oct 2012 #31
Your confidence will be on steroids tomorrow, LaydeeBug. David Zephyr Oct 2012 #40
Somebody has their game face on lol (nt) Shankapotomus Oct 2012 #32
Oh my goodness. That is war paint on my face. David Zephyr Oct 2012 #41
I suspect that Ryan will lay the groundwork tonight for attacks over the Libya incident Blaukraut Oct 2012 #34
I suspect Biden will tear him to shreds on foreign policy and Ryan will regret mentioning morningfog Oct 2012 #36
Yep. Fox and the Issa "Hearings" setting the stage for a full week. David Zephyr Oct 2012 #45
He damn well better!! n/t oswaldactedalone Oct 2012 #37
He will. It's in his DNA. David Zephyr Oct 2012 #47
I certainly hope so. He should be able to just by taking Ryan at his words Douglas Carpenter Oct 2012 #38
Wonder if Joe will go "marathon" on Ryan? David Zephyr Oct 2012 #48
Best OP Headline this month! WinkyDink Oct 2012 #43
Go Joe!!!! David Zephyr Oct 2012 #49
LOVE THIS!! CoffeeCat Oct 2012 #46
CoffeeCat! David Zephyr Oct 2012 #51
And here we go!!! CoffeeCat Oct 2012 #56
From your keyboard to God's Inbox. :) n/t Beartracks Oct 2012 #52
He'd friggin' BETTER! BlueDemKev Oct 2012 #53
O'lord I'm both excited and nervous Loudestlib Oct 2012 #54
Release the Biden!!! Drab Oct 2012 #55
Agree. joshcryer Oct 2012 #57
Kick. joshcryer Oct 2012 #58
Your prediction was correct. DavidDvorkin Oct 2012 #60
lol...awesome call. Aoxous Oct 2012 #61
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