Rush Limbaugh's Death Certificate -- Occupation: GREATEST RADIO HOST OF ALL TIME

[JuJuChen]

10. REMEMBER THIS

He celebrated gay deaths to AIDS.
He accused Michael J. Fox of faking his Parkinson's symptoms and made fun of them.
He called women who wanted insurance to cover birth control "sluts."
He called Chelsea Clinton "the White House dog" when she was 13.
He was a serial philanderer married four times who frequently visited foreign countries on fuck safaris.
He was a cruel, horrific dumpster fire of a garbage human and it is perfectly okay to celebrate his self-inflicted stupid "arrogant rich guy" death.

He was an opiate addict who ate so many pills he went deaf, then he smoked so many cigars that he got lung cancer. The thought of the last 20 years of his life being agony makes me believe that karma actually exists. I hope Satan is reaming his asshole with a flaming jackhammer right now.

Fuck Rush Limbaugh and fuck his fans. Your tears nourish my soul.