I'm in Twitter Jail today for posting "harrassment and/or threats".

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1. I'm in twit jail now, indefinitely while they decide whether to look at my appeal

...could have been out if I admitted their mistake.

Dude was bragging how he'd kept stores safe by open-carrying his military-looking rifle on his back into shopping centers.

I replied:

'you're statistically more likely to shoot yourself or family members than an assailant.'

They gave me a lecture on threatening violence for stating that known fact.

I'm going to try wishing them into a cornfield right now.