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[The Jungle 1]

10. This is why there should not be pump your own gas statioins.

NJ has it right.
Here is a public service message from an old guy.
I see people pumping gas all the time while smoking.
I see campers pull into gas stations and pump gas. I know their propane refrigerators are running. Which means there is an open flame.
People don't put their plastic gas cans on the ground while filling and risk static spark ignition.
People jump back in the car while the pump is filling the car. When they get out and touch the pump handle a static spark flies.
There is a reason for gas station attendants, this product is dangerous.
Do you store five gallon containers of fuel in your garage? It is a bomb.
Do you have propane tanks. They are bombs.
I have a fuel shed in hopes of reducing the risk of these bombs.