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10. Poor Tic Tacs are having a rough time of it these days.

First, they're identified by some fat slob as what he stuffs his face with just before he starts uncontrollably kissing everyone and grabbing their cats;

Now, they're accused of being strange objects in the sky that probably carry us off and probe every orifice while they impregnate our livestock.