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scarytomcat

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Fri Jul 16, 2021, 10:29 AM Jul 2021

The body in the box [View all]

Last edited Fri Jul 16, 2021, 11:24 AM - Edit history (1)

A man has a newsstand selling newspapers and magazines. Every day a gentleman walks up and buys the daily paper, looks at the front page and throws in the trash can. Finally after this goes on for a long time the man ask "why he buys it and throws it away".
The gentleman responds "for the obits".
Looking puzzled he says "but obituaries are in the back."
The gentleman calls back "this one will be on the front page."

I'm waiting for the body in the box picture too, could be soon.

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The body in the box [View all] scarytomcat Jul 2021 OP
I don't want him to die. CrackityJones75 Jul 2021 #1
he will never be punished scarytomcat Jul 2021 #2
Although I tend to agree, why should that be true? Duppers Jul 2021 #3
yes we don't lock up Presidents. scarytomcat Jul 2021 #4
That'd make a mockery of Teddy Roosevelt's... Duppers Jul 2021 #5
I gotta tell ya, Maru Kitteh Jul 2021 #6
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