Ice-pick lobotomy could cure COVID! [View all]

Republicans who don't trust vaccines are rushing to swallow the Nobel-prize-winning horse deworming medicine, ivermectin, for all their COVID needs

But maybe they should also consider another Nobel-prize-winning treatment -- the ice-pick lobotomy!

The ice-pick lobotomy is a very simple procedure: an ice-pick is jabbed through the patient's eye-socket and into the brain, where it is briskly swished to reduce troublesome nerve tissue to a thick liquid-like consistency. It's quick and inexpensive! Big Pharma, of course, will tell you that there's no evidence ice-pick lobotomies have any effect on COVID. I guess you can believe them but why would you?