Every Afternoon, During the News Hour on the Local CBS Affiliate,

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2. If the drug costs $5K for a single treatment, and at least two are needed,

and 200,000 men present with it every year, that's $2,000,000,000.00 annually. So they want to convince every guy out there whose manhood is not perfectly aligned to get treatment for this disorder. And since men tend to be pretty sensitive about that body part and wouldn't want to be thought of as having a bent carrot, they are a susceptible audience.

As to explaining the ad to tween children, they probably know a lot more about such things than we did at the same age and aren't being traumatized. But still, these ads, as well as those relating to various female problems, leakage, intestinal afflictions and other untidy bodily functions, are gross and weird and I'd rather not see them.