Prince Andrew and his Teddy collection..

[Earth-shine]

13. The problem is that taxpayer money is spent on his teddy fetish, er, umm, collection.

Briggs explained that every day she would organize the collection so all of the largest bears were in the back and the rest were placed in descending order according to size. At night, Briggs or another maid would then have to use a diagram to place the bears in their designated spots throughout the bedroom.

Who pays for these maids?