If Joe Biden sits your house while you are gone,

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4. Hmmmm, at 78 and overloaded with meds

I'm not sure he could screw anyone on the bed. He could, however, ask 2 or 3 of the teens to pee on him while he lies on the bed.

You would also find Big Mac boxes and KFC buckets everywhere. He doesn't know how to wash dishes, so plates would be spread out all over the counters, complete with flies.