Fuck JD Vance

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27. JD Vance Military Assignment (don't laugh)

So here's JD's MOS (think: Military Job Description). I'm not sure he's qualified to utter the word "valor".

Marine Corps Combat Correspondent Enlisted
4341 MOS
Combat correspondents gather news and feature information for use in command newspapers, magazines, and websites, on AFN radio and television, and for internal and external release; respond to queries from the civilian media; perform media liaison functions during operations/exercises; conduct community relations programs; produce print and photographic materials; and edit/produce command newspapers and/or magazines and assist in the management and production of Marine Corps websites.
Produce SAPP compliant products; Respond to query/correspondence; Conduct interviews; Write stories; Shoot photographs; Write captions or cut-lines; Copy-edit print products

Escort media representatives; Determine the level of release authority; Conduct interview with external media; Coordinate an educators' workshop; Produce Public Affairs campaign plan; Edit a newspaper/magazine; Review newspapers/magazines; Produce phones/beepers