Fuck JD Vance

[DFW]

43. For anyone who remembers Jim Croce (Bad, Bad.....)

1.
In a place called Mar-a-Lago
Lives a man named Donald Trump
He is loose with his diction
Can’t tell fact from fiction
No smarter than Forrest Gump

Now Donald got his bankers
To lend him a billion or two
He said just let me borrow what I’ll pay back tomorrow
But that’s something he would never do.

Chorus:
And it’s bad, bad Donald Trump
Bad for the nation like a toxic dump
Larger than old King Kong
Meaner than a right-wing blog

2.
Now Don was in the White House
Caused us a great big mess
Thought he could fudge it and destroyed our budget
Then he called it a success

Now he’s come back for a replay
And it’s widely understood
The more we go shootin’ pleases his old pal Putin
But some folks think that’s good

Chorus:
And it’s bad, bad Donald Trump
Bigger and fatter than a camel’s hump
Larger than old King Kong
Meaner than a right wing blog

3.
Now Donald got him a V P
A guy named J D Vance
Said, “the guy sounds crazy,
“And since I am lazy,
“(I’m) gonna bring him to the dance.”

So, they flew up to Milwaukee
Confirmed people’s fears
Big nomination, but it caused no sensation
And it bored everyone to tears



Chorus:
And it’s bad, bad Donald Trump
Bad for the nation like a toxic dump
Larger than old King Kong
Meaner than a right wing blog


4.
But J D has his own plans
Which Donald doesn’t know,
Thinks, “if we’re elected
“Then I am selected
“To ditch him and run the show!”

Final chorus:
And it’s bad, bad, J D Vance
He’ll take over given half a chance
Badder than old King Kong
Meaner than a right-wing blog

Yeah, it’s bad, bad, J D Vance
He’ll take over given half a chance
Badder than old King Kong
Meaner than a right-wing blog

Badder than old King Kong
Meaner than a right-wing blog
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**and yes, this one is already in production!!