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Joe Cool

(968 posts) Sat Aug 10, 2024, 12:57 PM Aug 10

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STOP THE COUCH NONSENSE! IT IS WRONG! [View all]

It was a love seat.
Vance is a hetero-sectional.

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STOP THE COUCH NONSENSE! IT IS WRONG! [View all] Joe Cool Aug 10 OP

AND STOP THE "WEIRD" NONSENSE! IT'S WORKING! Think. Again. Aug 10 #1

That is so wrong arlyellowdog Aug 10 #2

But was his "encounter" with the sextional agingdem Aug 10 #11

Ohhh took me a minute arlyellowdog Aug 10 #15

JV Vance's cock was couched between the cushions. Deek1935 Aug 10 #3

Well, it must have been a self-loveseat Dock_Yard Aug 10 #25

You know who else fucks loveseats? LuckyCharms Aug 10 #4

🤔 underpants Aug 10 #33

Couch Potato Veterans for the Truth! Turbineguy Aug 10 #5

👍😆 underpants Aug 10 #39

I thought he was a furnie utopian Aug 10 #6

😆 underpants Aug 10 #35

furnies are saying et tu Aug 10 #37

he did it with a real dolphin prodigitalson Aug 10 #65

Eeeeww ArkansasDemocrat1 Aug 10 #67

If loving a couch is wrong Demobrat Aug 10 #7

If Trump somehow strokes out in the next month, and Vance becomes top of the ticket, this bloke is the LAST one he would Celerity Aug 10 #8

LOL - good one (nt) Pinback Aug 10 #19

Well Played! (nt) ProfessorGAC Aug 10 #21

This message was self-deleted by its author Oneironaut Aug 11 #81

Good one Gaytano70 Aug 10 #9

It May Be Wrong To Say 'Couch', Sir The Magistrate Aug 10 #10

"Hit 'em high! Hit 'em low! Kick 'em when they're down!" Ocelot II Aug 10 #29

You got me. Vance & secret couch pleasures - whatever, as long as he's hetero-sectional (and OK w/his wife). nt AnotherMother4Peace Aug 10 #12

What if...his wife (shudder) -helps- ? ArkansasDemocrat1 Aug 10 #68

He's no slouch when it BattleRow Aug 11 #73

Yes it IS WRONG Metaphorical Aug 10 #13

Leave Vladimir Futon Alone !!! Rubyshoo Aug 10 #14

Also Divan the Terrible. Ocelot II Aug 10 #30

😆 underpants Aug 10 #41

Hey look, any davenport in a storm underpants Aug 10 #54

I may have an accident if I read anymore posts from laughing so hard. Demsrule86 Aug 10 #62

What is your porpoise in posting this? central scrutinizer Aug 10 #16

Ooh! underpants Aug 10 #42

hee hee Emile Aug 11 #79

It was a LOVE SEAT. ...... Not. Trueblue1968 Aug 10 #17

the guy wears eyeliner.. agingdem Aug 10 #60

Whatever you do . . . SarcasticSatyr Aug 10 #18

It's a slippery slope into marriage with a love seat ouija Aug 10 #20

It's gotta be the satin upholstery. calimary Aug 10 #24

Stolen velour. Ocelot II Aug 10 #31

Yes! Need a background check and a solid pre-nup. Dock_Yard Aug 10 #28

But but JustAnotherGen Aug 10 #22

The drumph Vance ticket has lost its cushion. Outside the margin of error now. Comfortably_Numb Aug 10 #23

I heard it was a sleeper sofa notemason Aug 10 #26

Hetero-sectional....LOVE IT! ProudMNDemocrat Aug 10 #27

He bought rambler_american Aug 10 #32

Rec... Demsrule86 Aug 10 #63

I wish people would focus on his Guard experience instead Blue Owl Aug 10 #34

His favorite upholstery fabric? The Unmitigated Gall Aug 10 #36

This is Sofa King ridiculous! Gawd, the puns keep coming! Maeve Aug 10 #38

I'll try to couch this delicately RoadRunner Aug 10 #40

JD Vance is a WEIRDO and a PERV BlueWavePsych Aug 10 #43

I recline your request mercuryblues Aug 10 #44

HaHaHa anniebelle Aug 10 #45

I hear that he's a frequent visitor jayschool2013 Aug 10 #46

I heard he has a thing for La-Z-Boys edisdead Aug 10 #47

Has anyone established the gender BattleRow Aug 11 #72

... CountAllVotes Aug 11 #74

Instead of pillows his couch has bases. dameatball Aug 10 #48

Vance Corporal Press Release wants to revive the Ottoman Empire! GoneOffShore Aug 10 #49

STOP,. . .DON'T STOP. Just wanted you all to know I was scaring my kitty! niyad Aug 10 #50

Hold my coffee! Tweedy Aug 10 #51

I read on Threads that he's "sectional sexual" karin_sj Aug 10 #52

I hope he didn't have any off spring to support. sheshe2 Aug 10 #53

Hey! lonely bird Aug 11 #77

... sheshe2 Aug 11 #78

You know, a futon in the same room allegedly witnessed his sectional harassment of the couch. Otterdaemmerung Aug 10 #55

I heard he has a second family squirreled away... tandem5 Aug 10 #56

The real issue is, of course, did he use "scotch guard"? jaxexpat Aug 10 #57

Hillarious...and those who are upset about this thread...well if the couch fits am I right? Demsrule86 Aug 10 #64

The lines write themselves jaxexpat Aug 10 #66

Perhaps it was a Chesterfield? tavernier Aug 10 #58

I heard it was a lovesac Clouds Passing Aug 10 #59

Love seat, baby, love seat... regnaD kciN Aug 10 #61

Looking for a love getaway. Nicely done. No-Respect-In-TN Aug 11 #75

People are saying that there is a tape, where you can clearly hear his voice. DontBelieveEastisEas Aug 10 #69

One of the speakers at the rally yesterday said...'stop hiding behind the couch' to Vance. Demsrule86 Aug 11 #70

Excellent post!!!! Demsrule86 Aug 11 #71

Deleted Richard D Aug 11 #76

His big choice Bundbuster Aug 11 #80