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CommonHumanity

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48. Damn...you scared me.

Mon Oct 14, 2024, 08:41 AM

Oct 14

I realized after reading your post that it was a joke, but man.....in these times, your headline scared the bejesus out of me as I wondered what fresh new hell had been announced. Whew...for now.

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We're screwed people. [View all] Duncanpup Oct 13 OP

My cold-loving pup just wants it to snow... So, guess what, Floridians! hlthe2b Oct 13 #1

Wait until they find out about the Volcano and Earthquake machines, MarineCombatEngineer Oct 13 #2

Oh, I thought that upgrade was still in beta GopherGal Oct 13 #14

Well, to be fair, MarineCombatEngineer Oct 13 #24

And they have un-disputable proof DENVERPOPS Oct 13 #39

Loose lips sink ships. Shut up about our weather machine secret... PeaceWave Oct 13 #3

Isn't it crazy how they believe nonsense like the "weather machine" Quiet Em Oct 13 #4

Exactly my friend Duncanpup Oct 13 #5

It's even been documented with a photograph! Diamond_Dog Oct 13 #6

Oh my goodness Duncanpup Oct 13 #8

See how easy it is you suckers and losers?? Evolve Dammit Oct 13 #13

Okay that is totally not the latest model! jfz9580m Oct 14 #47

And just 1 button, but a beautiful display. Hermit-The-Prog Oct 14 #55

Yup! jfz9580m Oct 14 #56

Is the subscription paid for? Captain Zero Oct 14 #62

That looks more like Bob Barker than Biden to me. ShazzieB Oct 14 #60

Wait till they hear about birdographer Oct 13 #7

"Oh that's gold Jerry" Evolve Dammit Oct 13 #15

What if they find out where the libs hide the sun every night? rubbersole Oct 13 #30

Why no tornado to drop a house on the Wicked Witch of Mar-a-Lago? surfered Oct 13 #9

That's just bullshit. Dems would blast him at every chance. usonian Oct 13 #10

Where in the world was that last one? PoindexterOglethorpe Oct 13 #28

"The Internet", USA usonian Oct 13 #35

Oh, okay. PoindexterOglethorpe Oct 13 #38

That's a blank canvas. I could write anything. (I didn't do this one) usonian Oct 13 #42

Nah, we're not Bettie Oct 13 #11

"Jewish space lasers" are just fucking baffling. They are F'ing Insane. Nt Evolve Dammit Oct 13 #18

Yeah....they are all insane Bettie Oct 14 #51

But WE have our weather machine that can spawn tornados and hurricanes. Shhh. Keep it in the family. Evolve Dammit Oct 14 #53

How do hurricanes happen on a flat Earth WITHOUT that machine?????? AZ8theist Oct 13 #12

Well for Pete's sake, just don't tell 'em about BaronChocula Oct 13 #16

I laughed out loud when I read this--thanks Duncanpup! HeartsCanHope Oct 13 #17

Just wait until they find out about the portable black hole generator. sakabatou Oct 13 #19

Ooh. That's a good one. Shhh! Evolve Dammit Oct 13 #20

I've been too busy waging war against Christmas to work on the weather too Poiuyt Oct 13 #21

MAGA friend and weather BeneteauBum Oct 13 #22

Finally found it. Took some time. usonian Oct 13 #23

The Cat Ladies RobinA Oct 13 #31

To the ignorant and superstitious mind... GopherGal Oct 13 #44

The Original Tubes aka... Captain Zero Oct 14 #64

Man, I hope Yellowstone Disaffected Oct 13 #25

Maybe we should be worried about the West coast coprolite Oct 14 #58

Marjorie, Why can't you republicans control the weather? keithbvadu2 Oct 13 #26

They're just mad that our magic, hurricane-directing Sharpie works EverHopeful Oct 13 #27

Because if we send hurricanes during tornado season it gives the game away. PikaBlue Oct 13 #29

And always before the election cycle LiberalArkie Oct 13 #32

Yes, humans can't change the climate but liberals have a secret weather controlling machine IronLionZion Oct 13 #33

We could use a little rain here in Colorado mountain grammy Oct 13 #34

It had to happen sooner or later. tavernier Oct 13 #36

Biden aiming at red states November 5. 'Nuff said. Sneederbunk Oct 13 #37

It may be a weather machine now but in three years it will be a weather device....and everyone will have one. dameatball Oct 13 #40

Stop it Figarosmom Oct 13 #41

Let us resolve to become unscrewed people. DavidDvorkin Oct 13 #43

Secret ingredient Smackdown2019 Oct 14 #45

MAGA can always more to Hertford, Hereford, and Hampshire... Layzeebeaver Oct 14 #46

Damn...you scared me. CommonHumanity Oct 14 #48

Some apparently forgot that the first rule of weather machine is that you do not talk about weather machine. Xavier Breath Oct 14 #49

Why don't we have hurricanes North of the Mason Dixon line? RainCaster Oct 14 #50

Pretty good for senile dementia patient! kevink077 Oct 14 #52

Damn. I was hoping it would stay secret..... Evolve Dammit Oct 14 #54

What they're neglecting to tell you DemonGoddess Oct 14 #57

Years ago, some Xtian nationalist said that tornadoes and hurricanes were "God's wrath 4lbs Oct 14 #59

That reminds me of something Pat Robertson said about Hurricane Katrina. ShazzieB Oct 14 #61

You mean that sound box with weather sounds to go to sleep to? THEY FOUND OUT!!!??? Montauk6 Oct 14 #63

The Battle guss Oct 14 #65