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We're screwed people. [View all] Duncanpup Oct 13 OP
My cold-loving pup just wants it to snow... So, guess what, Floridians! hlthe2b Oct 13 #1
Wait until they find out about the Volcano and Earthquake machines, MarineCombatEngineer Oct 13 #2
Oh, I thought that upgrade was still in beta GopherGal Oct 13 #14
Well, to be fair, MarineCombatEngineer Oct 13 #24
And they have un-disputable proof DENVERPOPS Oct 13 #39
Loose lips sink ships. Shut up about our weather machine secret... PeaceWave Oct 13 #3
Isn't it crazy how they believe nonsense like the "weather machine" Quiet Em Oct 13 #4
Exactly my friend Duncanpup Oct 13 #5
It's even been documented with a photograph! Diamond_Dog Oct 13 #6
Oh my goodness Duncanpup Oct 13 #8
See how easy it is you suckers and losers?? Evolve Dammit Oct 13 #13
Okay that is totally not the latest model! jfz9580m Oct 14 #47
And just 1 button, but a beautiful display. Hermit-The-Prog Oct 14 #55
Yup! jfz9580m Oct 14 #56
Is the subscription paid for? Captain Zero Oct 14 #62
That looks more like Bob Barker than Biden to me. ShazzieB Oct 14 #60
Wait till they hear about birdographer Oct 13 #7
"Oh that's gold Jerry" Evolve Dammit Oct 13 #15
What if they find out where the libs hide the sun every night? rubbersole Oct 13 #30
Why no tornado to drop a house on the Wicked Witch of Mar-a-Lago? surfered Oct 13 #9
That's just bullshit. Dems would blast him at every chance. usonian Oct 13 #10
Where in the world was that last one? PoindexterOglethorpe Oct 13 #28
"The Internet", USA usonian Oct 13 #35
Oh, okay. PoindexterOglethorpe Oct 13 #38
That's a blank canvas. I could write anything. (I didn't do this one) usonian Oct 13 #42
Nah, we're not Bettie Oct 13 #11
"Jewish space lasers" are just fucking baffling. They are F'ing Insane. Nt Evolve Dammit Oct 13 #18
Yeah....they are all insane Bettie Oct 14 #51
But WE have our weather machine that can spawn tornados and hurricanes. Shhh. Keep it in the family. Evolve Dammit Oct 14 #53
How do hurricanes happen on a flat Earth WITHOUT that machine?????? AZ8theist Oct 13 #12
Well for Pete's sake, just don't tell 'em about BaronChocula Oct 13 #16
I laughed out loud when I read this--thanks Duncanpup! HeartsCanHope Oct 13 #17
Just wait until they find out about the portable black hole generator. sakabatou Oct 13 #19
Ooh. That's a good one. Shhh! Evolve Dammit Oct 13 #20
I've been too busy waging war against Christmas to work on the weather too Poiuyt Oct 13 #21
MAGA friend and weather BeneteauBum Oct 13 #22
Finally found it. Took some time. usonian Oct 13 #23
The Cat Ladies RobinA Oct 13 #31
To the ignorant and superstitious mind... GopherGal Oct 13 #44
The Original Tubes aka... Captain Zero Oct 14 #64
Man, I hope Yellowstone Disaffected Oct 13 #25
Maybe we should be worried about the West coast coprolite Oct 14 #58
Marjorie, Why can't you republicans control the weather? keithbvadu2 Oct 13 #26
They're just mad that our magic, hurricane-directing Sharpie works EverHopeful Oct 13 #27
Because if we send hurricanes during tornado season it gives the game away. PikaBlue Oct 13 #29
And always before the election cycle LiberalArkie Oct 13 #32
Yes, humans can't change the climate but liberals have a secret weather controlling machine IronLionZion Oct 13 #33
We could use a little rain here in Colorado mountain grammy Oct 13 #34
It had to happen sooner or later. tavernier Oct 13 #36
Biden aiming at red states November 5. 'Nuff said. Sneederbunk Oct 13 #37
It may be a weather machine now but in three years it will be a weather device....and everyone will have one. dameatball Oct 13 #40
Stop it Figarosmom Oct 13 #41
Let us resolve to become unscrewed people. DavidDvorkin Oct 13 #43
Secret ingredient Smackdown2019 Oct 14 #45
MAGA can always more to Hertford, Hereford, and Hampshire... Layzeebeaver Oct 14 #46
Damn...you scared me. CommonHumanity Oct 14 #48
Some apparently forgot that the first rule of weather machine is that you do not talk about weather machine. Xavier Breath Oct 14 #49
Why don't we have hurricanes North of the Mason Dixon line? RainCaster Oct 14 #50
Pretty good for senile dementia patient! kevink077 Oct 14 #52
Damn. I was hoping it would stay secret..... Evolve Dammit Oct 14 #54
What they're neglecting to tell you DemonGoddess Oct 14 #57
Years ago, some Xtian nationalist said that tornadoes and hurricanes were "God's wrath 4lbs Oct 14 #59
That reminds me of something Pat Robertson said about Hurricane Katrina. ShazzieB Oct 14 #61
You mean that sound box with weather sounds to go to sleep to? THEY FOUND OUT!!!??? Montauk6 Oct 14 #63
The Battle guss Oct 14 #65
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