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Orrex

(65,055 posts) Mon Mar 24, 2025, 08:08 AM Mar 24

Is he dead yet? [View all]

Accidentally "disappeared" to El Salvador?

Burned to death in his elite Moscow apartment?

Stomped flat by Jasmine Crockett, who refuses to tread lightly?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Mar 24 OP

I check every morning. Tonk Mar 24 #1

Welcome to our DU family. niyad Mar 24 #15

Welcome to DU, Tonk! calimary Mar 24 #27

Except.... leftieNanner Mar 24 #51

Indeed. To quote a cliche, there's the rub. calimary Mar 25 #54

Hi Tonk!! AllyCat Mar 24 #29

Yeah! Conjuay Mar 24 #34

This message was self-deleted by its author vapor2 Mar 24 #46

What if he's a zombie and can't be dead? no_hypocrisy Mar 24 #2

was a zombie, but starved to death... GopherGal Mar 24 #48

Hulk smash -- accidentally, when trying to rip his t-shirt off? William Seger Mar 24 #3

... hlthe2b Mar 24 #4

Jasmine Crockett LOL. Bleach blonde Republicans Emile Mar 24 #5

Ate a Trump steak by accident. C_U_L8R Mar 24 #6

Not morning until I see this OP. NewHendoLib Mar 24 #7

He took Putin at his word. surfered Mar 24 #8

Mauled to death by a pack of chihuahuas barking it's Gulf of Mexico. Never forget it. Woof. twodogsbarking Mar 24 #9

Accidentally crushed by a Russian Bear hug? William769 Mar 24 #10

No and I checked but there is good news malaise Mar 24 #11

No,, but.. Gordcanuck Mar 24 #12

"Fell" from a 5th story building window in Moscow - lark Mar 24 #13

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Mar 24 #14

I'm praying. Not kidding. Joinfortmill Mar 24 #16

What time of day do you devote to stopping his heart? Frasier Balzov Mar 24 #39

I have concerns about the limits of my powers in such matters... GopherGal Mar 24 #47

You're only one person. Frasier Balzov Mar 24 #50

Yes, that's the genius of this approach GopherGal Mar 24 #52

Medically, I believe he's clogged, failing and vulnerable. Frasier Balzov Mar 24 #53

He took a Cybertruck for a spin Buddyzbuddy Mar 24 #17

LOL good one 👍 Emile Mar 24 #18

Thanks Buddyzbuddy Mar 24 #21

Nice touch that it's DuPont Circle. yardwork Mar 24 #23

😂😂 malaise Mar 24 #25

These are the ones I like. louis-t Mar 24 #32

LMAO Buddyzbuddy Mar 24 #42

Hahahahaha JanLip Mar 24 #38

Attack from Mars? 58Sunliner Mar 24 #19

Internal Combustion from toxic gasses in body from the worst diet ever Tribetime Mar 24 #20

Diet coke with Polonium RainCaster Mar 24 #22

I check every day LetMyPeopleVote Mar 24 #24

Bwaaaaah malaise Mar 24 #26

Not yet, alas; but when it happens I hope it's in the most undignified, embarrassing way possible. Ocelot II Mar 24 #28

I always liked "tripped on his tie and slammed his head louis-t Mar 24 #33

An unfortunate accident while attempting carnal knowledge of a farm animal, Ocelot II Mar 24 #35

Hoisted by his own petard IronLionZion Mar 24 #30

Caught in jealous spat between beardo & fleaon? SheltieLover Mar 24 #31

Unfortunately he won't die because the devil doesn't want him to take over hell with a bs coup of his supporters already kimbutgar Mar 24 #36

Gets a visit from a statue of President Jimmy Carter... Harker Mar 24 #37

LOL! Jimmy Carter drags Donnie Giovanni to Hell! Ocelot II Mar 24 #41

Precisamente! Harker Mar 24 #44

I wake Rebl2 Mar 24 #40

DAMMIT! I was sure it was going to be today.... Blue Owl Mar 24 #43

Bad news, NO, good news, we are a day closer than yesterday. republianmushroom Mar 24 #45

Ketamine contact high GopherGal Mar 24 #49

Maybe he has passed. (we will never know) Possibly 10 fake trumps bluestarone Mar 25 #55

Crushed by a defective Cone of Silence Wicked Blue Mar 25 #56