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2. At his autopsy...

Fri Apr 25, 2025, 07:21 AM

Apr 25

pathologists were astounded to find the only human example of a self-sustaining fatberg*
and amazed that he'd managed to survive anywhere near this long. The 6'2" congealed mass (5'10" minus lifts)
is being studied and may become a Smithsonian exhibit as a warning to all.

*https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2017/sep/12/total-monster-concrete-fatberg-blocks-london-sewage-system

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Apr 25 OP

Jinpinged into oblivion True Dough Apr 25 #1

At his autopsy... C_U_L8R Apr 25 #2

Thank you for that link. niyad Apr 25 #9

#3 cracked me up. surfered Apr 25 #3

Sadly, no. Joinfortmill Apr 25 #4

Put Hegseth in charge of refueling air force one. twodogsbarking Apr 25 #5

Spontaneous combustion? NoSheep Apr 25 #7

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Apr 25 #8

Sadly, not yet, but the day is young & hope springs eternal... SheltieLover Apr 25 #11

... hlthe2b Apr 25 #13

No but I'm hoping he thinks malaise Apr 25 #14

Thrown under the bus... Harker Apr 25 #15

Not yet, but, the day is not over. republianmushroom Apr 25 #16

Almost. ICE arrested him, thinking he was bluestarone Apr 25 #17

Maybe if we start selling "Obama 2028" hats - TBF Apr 25 #18