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Orrex

(65,375 posts) Wed May 14, 2025, 07:04 AM May 14

Is he dead yet? [View all]

Fatal case of blueballs when Mike Lee stole his porn?

Lost a bet with Pete Rose and had to pay up?

Killed and dismembered in Saudi Arabia as a gesture of international goodwill?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex May 14 OP

McDonalds Saudi Arabian style bdamomma May 14 #1

No but when he hears that malaise May 14 #2

Participated in a sword dance while in Saudi Arabia Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin May 14 #3

Mussolini'd by hordes of pissed-off retirees. C_U_L8R May 14 #4

Oh my! malaise May 14 #5

Bitten by a snake while visiting a den of vipers surfered May 14 #6

Asps. Very dangerous. Dulcinea May 14 #22

You go first. surfered May 14 #23

Got lost when his bed alarm malfunctioned. Never seen again. 58Sunliner May 14 #7

No?! NO?! NO?!!! hlthe2b May 14 #8

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad May 14 #9

Fell asleep and no one dared ever wake him? Brainfodder May 14 #10

I'm convinced it will take 3 more years - TBF May 14 #11

Drowned while skinny dipping with RFKjr in Shit's Creek (crick). twodogsbarking May 14 #12

Shits Creek!! Traildogbob May 14 #20

RFKjerk is the male equivalent of MTG. They both give me the creeps and make me feel ill. twodogsbarking May 14 #21

Me too Traildogbob May 14 #24

He must have "9 lives" given his heroin use, neurocysticosis, methylmercury toxicity, penchance for eating hlthe2b May 14 #25

Got a McCamel burger by mistake... MiHale May 14 #13

All the stuff he's throwing on the wall fell at once and crushed him Blue Owl May 14 #14

Sadly, not yet, but the day is still young. SheltieLover May 14 #15

Trump: we'll pay less on drugs so everyone else pays more. Everyone else : underpants May 14 #16

High cholesterol. High blood pressure. What's taking so long? LetMyPeopleVote May 14 #17

Lord just do it, don't care how, but, the sooner the better. republianmushroom May 14 #18

I can Traildogbob May 14 #19