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sheshe2

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12. Let me guess...

Thu May 15, 2025, 09:16 PM

May 15

Brainless Barbie will be the host of the show, wearing elaborate costumes for each segment. She will perform stunning feats on horseback armed with a whip, rope and a hunting rifle.

At the end of the challenge, for the honor of fast tracking citizenship, the losers will be dragged to the gravel pit to be executed by none other than the Secretary of Homeland Security.

Yippee Ki Yay

We are so very screwed.

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Kristi Noem Wants Migrants to Compete for Citizenship on New Reality Show [View all] Nevilledog May 15 OP

Sucking up to Trump, who might be yearning for his old TV Star days when he didn't have to answer questions? Attilatheblond May 15 #1

It's exactly the idea that a cos-play barbie would come up with. . . . . nt Bernardo de La Paz May 15 #2

What the fuck is wrong with these people? Sick, demented, and cruel. Sadists. Grotesque humans. Solly Mack May 15 #3

Rec'd Mossfern May 15 #7

"Humans" is way too kind. ananda May 15 #21

They're human. Bad humans but still human. Solly Mack May 15 #41

No, they're monsters. They lost their humanity... ananda May 16 #47

That's a Hunger Game Ponietz May 15 #4

I was thinking The Running Man jmowreader May 15 #10

The Running Man was my first thought on this. Eugene May 15 #33

Queen for a Day MadameButterfly May 15 #40

Everything is just a big joke and stunt. Irish_Dem May 15 #5

The competition will be rigged for white Afrikaners from South Africa. sop May 15 #6

So will all the losers be deported? Diraven May 15 #8

Noem is a disgusting human being. Jacoby365 May 15 #9

She is Rebl2 May 16 #45

Let's do a Wheel of Fortune type game Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin May 15 #11

Let me guess... sheshe2 May 15 #12

This is grotesque and disgusting. madaboutharry May 15 #13

Why not just have canetoad May 15 #14

I can imagine them actually going for something like that. Prof. Toru Tanaka May 15 #36

The Running Man Buttoneer May 15 #15

You can't fool me - this is the Onion Retrograde May 15 #16

I know, right? tanyev May 15 #29

Well isn't that repulsive. nt babylonsister May 15 #17

Is this Rebl2 May 15 #18

I assumed this was satire Bettie May 15 #19

! LudwigPastorius May 15 #20

Noem will no doubt give the contestants guns. She'd want to make it interesting. Liberal In Texas May 15 #22

Despicable. Utterly shameful Arazi May 15 #23

This is fucking disgusting. Initech May 15 #24

Obscene Picaro May 15 #25

Next it will be Hunting Latinos James48 May 15 #26

Losers get shot in the face, right? dchill May 15 #27

Now we're talkin'... rubbersole May 15 #28

Not the Onion again, it won't be long before people won't wanna come here at all much less be citizens Walleye May 15 #30

They really do cheapen everything they touch. Figarosmom May 15 #31

If this is real.? Iamscrewed May 15 #32

This is The Onion, right? Right? Ocelot II May 15 #34

You have got to be kidding. MIButterfly May 15 #35

What is the Dept. of Homeland Security doing reviewing MadameButterfly May 15 #37

When I first saw the headline, I thought it was satire...perhaps The Onion. yellow dahlia May 15 #38

Homeland Security could use the new DC stadium as the venue. Marcuse May 15 #39

OOH, OOH... DO I HEAR COLOSSEUM????? You beat me to it. BurnDoubt May 15 #44

Sounds like a bizarre twist on "The Hunger Games" patphil May 15 #42

"The Department of Homeland Security receives hundreds of television show pitches a year," she said in a statement. BidenRocks May 15 #43

Okay, but why? nt Tommy Carcetti May 16 #46

Hunting humans. nt BidenRocks May 16 #49

Will they be compting to be ther most huddled of huddled masses? Ping Tung May 16 #48