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Dulcinea

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39. CHF, on the toilet, in the middle of the night.

Reply to Eddie18 (Original post)

Thu Aug 28, 2025, 04:26 PM

Aug 2025

They'll find him the next morning, phone in hand, pants at cankles. I don't envy the poor soul who has to clean that up.

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How Trump will die poll [View all] Eddie18 Aug 2025 OP

On the toilet... FirstLight Aug 2025 #1

At 2AM, while pounding the micro pud. TheBlackAdder Aug 2025 #22

More poetically, mid loaf pinching TheBlackAdder Aug 2025 #23

I don't care as long as it happens soon. Ocelot II Aug 2025 #2

Peacefully in his bed at a ripe old age of 98. intrepidity Aug 2025 #3

Sounds about right. Xavier Breath Aug 2025 #14

Fall down stairs after Elon's kid shoves him Captain Zero Aug 2025 #4

While wiping a booger on him and saying "you're not the real president!" berniesandersmittens Aug 2025 #6

Last words along the lines, "Milly, the coffee's good today! Did you do anything different to i....?" Torchlight Aug 2025 #5

There are 2 most probable on my list. taxi Aug 2025 #7

Rooting for CHF. mountain grammy Aug 2025 #8

If he doesn't have a straight-up heart attack first. GoCubsGo Aug 2025 #16

I'd be fine with that too mountain grammy Aug 2025 #18

Choking on fast food the_liberal_grandpa Aug 2025 #9

In the new Grand Ballroom Wicked Blue Aug 2025 #10

I no longer care how he leaves the planet. MontanaMama Aug 2025 #11

Yeah Takket Aug 2025 #12

Explode in a giant blast of his inner bullshit. RoeVWade Aug 2025 #13

Who By Fire? FalloutShelter Aug 2025 #15

A great artist! marble falls Aug 2025 #21

Slow poisoning by whatever Putin planted in The Beast GoCubsGo Aug 2025 #17

I just hope it happens asap! kimbutgar Aug 2025 #19

Not soon enough. It is so hard not to wish the worst on him, and when the time comes it will be hard not to gravedance. marble falls Aug 2025 #20

I vote, ischemic stroke. LudwigPastorius Aug 2025 #24

After a long battle with Russian syphilis. Emile Aug 2025 #25

sleeping peacefully ... DBoon Aug 2025 #26

He falls coming down AF1's stairs, hitting his head numerous times as he bounces down the steps. sop Aug 2025 #27

He will outlive all of us... LeftInTX Aug 2025 #28

bullet enid602 Aug 2025 #29

Not son enough Jerry2144 Aug 2025 #30

Covid The Blue Flower Aug 2025 #31

Obituary of Donald J. Trump MrWowWow Aug 2025 #32

Colonel Mustard, in the living room, with a lead pipe mjvpi Aug 2025 #33

screaming krawhitham Aug 2025 #34

Fiddler on the roof.... The czar will die on a holiday. Norrrm Aug 2025 #35

While saying "I know more about death than anyone, believe me." DavidDvorkin Aug 2025 #36

all of the above. CTyankee Aug 2025 #37

Realistically DET Aug 2025 #38

CHF, on the toilet, in the middle of the night. Dulcinea Aug 2025 #39

Salmonella I_UndergroundPanther Aug 2025 #40

Not soon enough edhopper Aug 2025 #41

I wonder how close we are to MrsCheaplaugh Aug 2025 #42