Why I'm voting for Mark Sanford. [View all]

[jerseyjack]

His prose is beautiful. I was beside myself, reading his description of his Argie mistress. His description of her breasts and curves sent chills. His prose is as sensual as that which is found in "Song of Songs."

It was almost as sensual as Prince Charles' cell phone call to Camilla being intercepted. There, he was heard wishing he could be Camilla's tampon. Now I don't care who you are. That's a fukin' image for the ages. (Yes, you can find it in the internet tubes.)

If Sanford is not elected, his prose might not get published and that would be a shame.

Unfortunately, we can't vote for Charles. But you can, here.


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