The sick joke is that George Bush actually ended up as a kind of reverse-Chauncey Gardiner

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3. I like to paint!

Chauncey was a Zen Master, however.

Now Hitler was a painter and much better at it. He had potential.

Art therapy is good for you, W! Beats the prison, (or beheading) you would have ended-up in in a country, (or time) where war criminals don't get away with it so nicely. There are people who care and just say, live and let live in ... in luxury!

My advice is, don't go to that dark place, George. We know you want to do a painting of those scary dreams with the pitch forks, torches and guillotines. Relax! You are safe in the arms of country that values you far more than most other folks. You are special and your art is going to be valuable some day.

Thanks, also, for keeping the bloody, stabbing knife out of the shower scene, BTW. Your Mom should be kept out of it for obvious reasons. My guess is you will buy a motel next.