"I'm not a hypocrite. I spoke ill of her when she was alive & I'll speak ill of her now she's dead."

[UTUSN]

8. Count me in!1 If CHEENEE, Rums, and other choice B.F.E.E. and RAYGUNites kick it in my lifetime

I'll be saying the same thing.

The old joke: A man paid for newspaper at the corner every morning, looked at the headline, and dumped it whole. Every morning. The seller finally asked him why. He said he was looking for an obituary. The seller said obituaries are in an inner section. The man said, "When the (expletive) I'm looking for dies, it will be above the fold!1"


Since the joke sounds dated with corner newstands and such, I regretfully suspect it was about FDR, but it can be stretched to whomever.