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RC

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37. The only mention of Jesus H or Jesus F Christ, or whatever his name is,
Fri Jun 28, 2013, 09:36 AM
Jun 2013
is in the First 4 books of the New Testament.

These idiots search the whole rest of their Bible, cherry picking for guidance, skipping over those four books about the guy their religion is named for. Strange how their version of Jesus (insert initial) Christ is always patterned after themselves, ignoring the fact that if this Jesus guy were really like themselves, God would sent his son, Jesus to Hell himself. How can God be perfect, if his only begotten son has Republican values?
I have never figured that part out. I don't hear voices in my head. That is why I am an atheist. I can't believe in something that doesn't exist. Those voices that is.
Jeebus needs to reel it in. Buzz Clik Jun 2013 #1
Don't make him even angrier still! Kurovski Jun 2013 #19
This is awesome. How can I copy to paste to my FB? winterpark Jun 2013 #2
right click on the image, select 'copy image URL' or copy image location ehrnst Jun 2013 #3
Oh Mike, why do you always pretend to know what Jesus thinks? Rex Jun 2013 #4
comes by it dishonestly ............. dothemath Jun 2013 #9
That's perfect. HappyMe Jun 2013 #5
'tis! tosh Jun 2013 #16
No reply WovenGems Jun 2013 #6
LOVE that Skittles Jun 2013 #7
yes,Jesus wept Chaco Dundee Jun 2013 #8
Hell yes! William769 Jun 2013 #10
BWAH! bigwillq Jun 2013 #11
Huckabee doesn't understand that Jesus wasn't hateful like Huckabee Renew Deal Jun 2013 #12
The Huckster is from the crowd Iliyah Jun 2013 #13
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! Initech Jun 2013 #14
I swear, these guys are becoming cartoons. Spitfire of ATJ Jun 2013 #15
there was a good response from Ellen Page napkinz Jun 2013 #17
Here's a link to the DU thread... Kurovski Jun 2013 #20
Just wait 'til he gets the tweet from Jesus F. Christ Blue Owl Jun 2013 #18
Ironically, I suspect he'd Eff up the Huck Kennah Jun 2013 #34
And Jesus is weeping because you gained all bigdarryl Jun 2013 #21
Must say considering most of the idiots on the Right say Jesus H Christ ... PatrynXX Jun 2013 #22
He was just catching Huckabee up on the meeting he missed. Lady Freedom Returns Jun 2013 #23
Buwhahahahahaaa! rdharma Jun 2013 #28
K&R (n/t) bread_and_roses Jun 2013 #24
LOL! Grateful for Hope Jun 2013 #25
hahahaha Cali_Democrat Jun 2013 #26
Jesus has an awesome Twitter feed tabbycat31 Jun 2013 #27
That Jesus is just alright with me ismnotwasm Jun 2013 #29
I really can't stand Bible worshippers. Moostache Jun 2013 #30
Twitter's Jesus has fun with them tabbycat31 Jun 2013 #38
Jesus is probably dancing right now fascisthunter Jun 2013 #31
Who do you have to know . . . MrModerate Jun 2013 #32
That's awesome! Apophis Jun 2013 #33
He really does seem elated Kennah Jun 2013 #35
OMG, that's hilarious! lbrtbell Jun 2013 #36
The only mention of Jesus H or Jesus F Christ, or whatever his name is, RC Jun 2013 #37
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