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Matariki

(18,775 posts)
60. Like this bit of genius
Fri Sep 6, 2013, 09:19 PM
Sep 2013

"Core of Conviction" tells the story of one woman's jihad against the tyranny of tolerance. It's not always a pretty story, but then waging holy war against agents of diversity and other belief criminals is never pretty. It's just something that must be done before the Prince of Peace returns to cleanse the world with fire.

"Core of Conviction" is also a love story. It tells the tale of how Rep. Bachmann met her soulmate, Marcus, and how the consummation of that love led to one of her most important pieces of legislation: the "Light Bulb Freedom of Choice Act of 2008."

Rep Bachmann may never achieve the presidency, but by simply running, she's promoting important issues. Someday, as Americans bow their heads in compulsory prayer, they will thank her for preventing the imposition of sharia law. Not-men will also thank her for freeing them from the responsibilities of managing their uteri. And many very excited men--men like Marcus, who are fully committed to the heterosexual lifestyle--will thank her every time they purchase GE 48688 60-Watt A19 Reveal Bulbs, 4-Pack.

"This is America, Krusty - we don't send our celebrities to jail!" bullwinkle428 Sep 2013 #1
Unless, of course, they're Martha Stewart Art_from_Ark Sep 2013 #72
And the artist formerly known as Cat Stevens. Rozlee Sep 2013 #84
Well deserved if it actually comes to fruition. UtahLib Sep 2013 #2
From the OPz header to god's ears. Nt xchrom Sep 2013 #3
Please. Make it so. n/t cui bono Sep 2013 #4
if the hokey pokey IS what its all about demwing Sep 2013 #27
Maybe they can share adjoining cells with Virginia's Gov. and his wife. n/t dgibby Sep 2013 #5
! rurallib Sep 2013 #26
Wife Swap -- The Federal Pen Episode TexasTowelie Sep 2013 #89
That's a perp walk to celebrate! BrotherIvan Sep 2013 #6
If he does he'll be surrounded by lots of "barbarians" that may not want to be disciplined. nt Guy Whitey Corngood Sep 2013 #7
Maybe Obama will pardon them n2doc Sep 2013 #8
Maybe Marcus can just "pray away the (illegal) pay"? Marie Marie Sep 2013 #9
that made peals of laughter erupt from my middle part.... VanillaRhapsody Sep 2013 #52
Karma gademocrat7 Sep 2013 #10
the marital bedroom is a prison for Marcus already nt geek tragedy Sep 2013 #11
They look happy in the bedroom in this vid... gvstn Sep 2013 #21
Never happen....have you watched our justice system in action ? russspeakeasy Sep 2013 #12
"if they could catch them with some hash, it would be a thing of beauty" FiveGoodMen Sep 2013 #25
Too big to jail ? russspeakeasy Sep 2013 #31
Too big, and too right-wing. FiveGoodMen Sep 2013 #33
I think that's because they were pharmaceuticals. gtar100 Sep 2013 #35
"Core of Conviction"? Spitfire of ATJ Sep 2013 #13
An invitation! Matariki Sep 2013 #48
The prequel is "Core of Indictment" (n/t) klook Sep 2013 #77
They both sound like a perfume. Spitfire of ATJ Sep 2013 #88
Hope Sorenson goes down too. n/t progressoid Sep 2013 #14
Until they are in orange jumpsuits, I won't believe it until I see it. Javaman Sep 2013 #15
Uh, yep. yesphan Sep 2013 #17
Marcus Madmiddle Sep 2013 #16
Well this calls for a... Cali_Democrat Sep 2013 #18
If only it were true... reflection Sep 2013 #19
I'll have to order her biography ... CRH Sep 2013 #20
"See Spot run, Sally..." wordpix Sep 2013 #65
I'm not holding my breath DFW Sep 2013 #22
I'd put them in jail for this. mimi85 Sep 2013 #23
To be honest... awoke_in_2003 Sep 2013 #63
Yet another way for them feed at the public trough dickthegrouch Sep 2013 #24
Good. avaistheone1 Sep 2013 #28
Quick...name a politician who went to prison for campaign coordination. brooklynite Sep 2013 #29
She's not davidpdx Sep 2013 #74
No it didn't brooklynite Sep 2013 #80
Ack, I stand corrected davidpdx Sep 2013 #82
o be still my heart! Whisp Sep 2013 #30
I do hope there is a trial at least. Cleita Sep 2013 #32
They will get a slap on the wrist. RW politicians always get a pass. kestrel91316 Sep 2013 #34
The key phrase here is "ineptly corrupt." There is no greater sin in politics. n/t eggplant Sep 2013 #36
They broke the 11th. Commandment of GOP Politics: formercia Sep 2013 #59
That's the first commandment jmowreader Sep 2013 #71
It might be prison to Michele but to Marcus it's living a dream! busterbrown Sep 2013 #37
Pray the Gay away will be put to the test Gothmog Sep 2013 #38
I was thinking of a way to say it.... 7962 Sep 2013 #79
We can only hope for justice--->a rare commodity these days... hue Sep 2013 #39
Criminals don't go to prison in this country... santamargarita Sep 2013 #40
Sweet malaise Sep 2013 #41
God must have neglected telling her about this. graywarrior Sep 2013 #42
Please let it happen! shenmue Sep 2013 #43
Typical Conservatives... nikto Sep 2013 #44
Conservative philosophy: "The crime is not stealing. The crime is getting caught." nt Zorra Sep 2013 #85
I try not to indulge in schadenfreude Randomthought Sep 2013 #45
I will save the gloating . . . Brigid Sep 2013 #46
I have only two words for her rocktivity Sep 2013 #47
Ah, it's pretty sad how cynical and jaded our justice system has made many of us Matariki Sep 2013 #49
Woot! Little Star Sep 2013 #50
Don't drop the soap Marcus.... Xolodno Sep 2013 #51
Don't hold your breath The Wizard Sep 2013 #53
Sweet! MoonRiver Sep 2013 #54
Republican "Family Values." As usual. Berlum Sep 2013 #55
I love the reader's comments on Amazon Doc_Technical Sep 2013 #56
Like this bit of genius Matariki Sep 2013 #60
"settling for a sub par prom dress because unlike the government she could not print her own money" wordpix Sep 2013 #67
lol Love it. ctsnowman Sep 2013 #86
Yeah, that one really had me going for a second Nevernose Sep 2013 #91
Good. nt. MH1 Sep 2013 #57
never will happen heaven05 Sep 2013 #58
K/R for Schadenfreude Jack Rabbit Sep 2013 #61
I doubt they will ever see jail time but I'm glad they're been exposed. nt Raine Sep 2013 #62
OMG one could only hope gopiscrap Sep 2013 #64
"The Bachmanns are going to be lucky to avoid conviction and jail time" ProudToBeBlueInRhody Sep 2013 #66
Wow, a small break in the clouds tavalon Sep 2013 #68
Never Gonna Happen! Switzerland will never surrender their national symbol: freshwest Sep 2013 #69
Thanks but no thanks. Democracyinkind Sep 2013 #78
She said that for political reasons when she was still in office. Now it may come in handy. And if freshwest Sep 2013 #90
"Ineptly corrupt" — that's Bachmann in a nutshell. n/t MrModerate Sep 2013 #70
K&R just for the luz factor of it all. Read and laugh! nt Jasana Sep 2013 #73
I'd like to see the two of them jailed davidpdx Sep 2013 #75
Wait, Michele could easily plead INSANITY! hue Sep 2013 #76
If they let her off the hook CanonRay Sep 2013 #81
Fucking please, please, please. Fantastic Anarchist Sep 2013 #83
Maybe she can turn a quick buck libodem Sep 2013 #87
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