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grantcart

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3. One of Borowitz's best, and that is a high bar.

Reply to arely staircase (Original post)

Wed Oct 16, 2013, 08:43 PM

Oct 2013

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Acknowledging that the government shutdown was coming to an end, an emotional Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) took to the Senate floor today to make an impassioned speech, telling his colleagues, “The dream of keeping poor people from seeing a doctor must never die.”

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the most expensive civil war reenactment ever [View all] arely staircase Oct 2013 OP

Ah yes, Goodnight Moon. A well-known classic...for toddlers. libdem4life Oct 2013 #1

Goodnight wingnut on the moon... Cirque du So-What Oct 2013 #2

Updated ... for adults, of course. libdem4life Oct 2013 #4

One of Borowitz's best, and that is a high bar. grantcart Oct 2013 #3

thank you for posting that arely staircase Oct 2013 #5

I can't cut and paste from my phone either. grantcart Oct 2013 #6

cool nt arely staircase Oct 2013 #9

Where did they find that picture of Cruz? icymist Oct 2013 #7

I always thought that shit was STUPID.n/t mstinamotorcity2 Oct 2013 #8