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In reply to the discussion: Know that thing they do every Christmas Eve where they have NORAD "track" Santa's sleigh? [View all]Savannahmann
(3,891 posts)NSA admits complete failure in effort to get into the North Pole Network.
"We have had absolutely no success in getting into the North Pole Communications Network. We have no idea what kind of encryption they're using, but it's good. We're really worried, I mean we stay up nights worrying about what they're talking about. Right now, we have no other option but to consider Santa a Terrorist who is trying to destroy this nation."
The United States denied that the fighter jets was an effort to intimidate Santa claiming non specific intelligence that Santa was in grave danger from Terrorists armed with anti-sleigh surface to air missiles.
"If we don't do this, if we don't escort him with our fighters, Rudolph could well take one right in the nose, and I'm not going to stand by and let that happen." General Jack D. Ripper of Team America declared.