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shenmue

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4. Who will take care of the lawnmower babies?

Reply to rsexaminer (Original post)

Fri Jul 31, 2015, 06:48 PM

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Rep. Steve King just said that same-sex marriage will lead to marrying lawnmowers... [View all] rsexaminer Jul 2015 OP

Get that man to the Republican debates, pronto...he's got the right stuff ! aint_no_life_nowhere Jul 2015 #1

And why not? kwolf68 Jul 2015 #2

Rep. Steve King really has some f'd up fantasies Matariki Jul 2015 #3

Don't you hate it when Repubs inadvertently reveal what they masturbate about? nt msanthrope Jul 2015 #6

Precisely. TMI Steve King, TMI Matariki Jul 2015 #8

Who will take care of the lawnmower babies? shenmue Jul 2015 #4

Once they are born who cares... kwolf68 Jul 2015 #5

Who cares about the little basturfs? nt msanthrope Jul 2015 #7

They can all sod off! Arugula Latte Jul 2015 #19

And go to seed....nt msanthrope Aug 2015 #31

Can I declare them as dependents on my income taxes? Rozlee Jul 2015 #15

Little weedwhackers will run rampant. nt Codeine Jul 2015 #18

Yeah, I have the hots for a John Deere. NV Whino Jul 2015 #9

trump has driven the once craziest of republicans to new depths.... spanone Jul 2015 #10

I had a fling with a chainsaw once jberryhill Jul 2015 #11

My SNAPPER and I are quite happy now. AllFieldsRequired Jul 2015 #12

Ummm ... this Snapper ? eppur_se_muova Aug 2015 #37

not me - Spirochete Jul 2015 #13

Dunno about lawn mowers, but I've had my weeds wacked more than once. Stinky The Clown Jul 2015 #14

man, that's from Beck MisterP Jul 2015 #16

Once you get used to the mulcher... Contrary1 Jul 2015 #17

Sadly King was all too right. His fellow Iowan Chuck Grassley has recently been afflicted tritsofme Aug 2015 #20

Polygamy! smirkymonkey Aug 2015 #24

I see nothing wrong with this Samantha Aug 2015 #21

So people want to marry a lawnmower? BigDemVoter Aug 2015 #22

Hmmmm. On the plus side, I wouldn't have to mow the lawn... pinboy3niner Aug 2015 #23

She'd probably expect you to still trim the hedges, though. nt msanthrope Aug 2015 #32

No problem I can handle it... pinboy3niner Aug 2015 #34

As long as you aren't using your clipper indiscriminately on every bush.... msanthrope Aug 2015 #35

remember, you can get gonorrhea from a tractor.... restorefreedom Aug 2015 #25

He may be right! We were warned in the past! Behind the Aegis Aug 2015 #26

That exhaust pipe gets pretty hot NBachers Aug 2015 #27

Well, I don't know about you; but I'd rather marry a lawnmower than Steve King! LeftishBrit Aug 2015 #28

Thinly veiled code: every Country Club Republican knows exactly what a "lawnmower" is Rstrstx Aug 2015 #29

He is 100% correct. SamKnause Aug 2015 #30

Any fool who wants to fuck a lawnmower has my blessings just remember the naughty bits are on the TheKentuckian Aug 2015 #33

That would be very bad indeed. CTyankee Aug 2015 #36

When the first lawnmower applies for a marriage license DFW Aug 2015 #38