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forgotmylogin

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15. It'd be cool to mail him ziplock baggies of (nonhuman) ashes. (but don't)

Reply to kpete (Original post)

Sat May 6, 2017, 02:05 PM

May 2017

But seriously, don't, because that would totally trigger the government into "anthrax" mode.

Perhaps sending him decorative funeral urns once a week to fill his office with would be more appropriate.

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"Mail my body to Paul Ryan" [View all] kpete May 2017 OP

K&R 2naSalit May 2017 #1

They'd throw the ashes in dumpsters malaise May 2017 #2

Exactly. None of them care, down to the lowest-rung staffer. SMC22307 May 2017 #12

Because I have experience Runningdawg May 2017 #3

I'm sure they are talking about sending only a part of the ashes. I guess for Maraya1969 May 2017 #4

Yes I understand Runningdawg May 2017 #7

Can't you mail someone a dead fish? Or could you get into big trouble? Maraya1969 May 2017 #5

Do they have a provision for throwing your ashes in your congress creep's face!?!?!? LongTomH May 2017 #6

If I die please let my body sit in a barn somewhere for about a Doreen May 2017 #8

Transporting a week old dead body is a lot to ask of family and friends SticksnStones May 2017 #11

Yeah, I know, but it is a good thought. Doreen May 2017 #17

I'm planning on getting cremated duncang May 2017 #9

Could always send them a fecal sample and ask them to test it for a pre-existing condition. . . nt Bernardo de La Paz May 2017 #10

Works for me Hekate May 2017 #13

Please let this catch on. We need a pile of ashes and body parts at Ryans house or office now flamingdem May 2017 #14

It'd be cool to mail him ziplock baggies of (nonhuman) ashes. (but don't) forgotmylogin May 2017 #15

Or we could save our relations the trouble and go to D.C. and light ourselves on KingCharlemagne May 2017 #16