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Cha

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94. I can't even listen to them.. I don't know how

Tue Jun 27, 2017, 09:32 PM

Jun 2017

you do it! I would explode, too But, you're so right.. humor is the best way.. and I don't know who you could possibly offend on this board.

I like this one best..

I can see me in fetal position when the next fresh hell come down the pike.

Solly!

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Adopt - a - Deplorable Program [View all] Solly Mack Jun 2017 OP

you are far more patient and caring, and BRAVER than I am, SM. niyad Jun 2017 #1

lol. Nah. I'm hoping to make a buck is all. Solly Mack Jun 2017 #2

I heartily salute you!! may you be wealthy beyond your richest dreams!! niyad Jun 2017 #3

I'll be rich with laughter. My own especially. Solly Mack Jun 2017 #4

the bestest kind!! niyad Jun 2017 #5

Just excellent. I would love to be able to copy and paste the whole thing, pirateshipdude Jun 2017 #6

Thanks. Solly Mack Jun 2017 #8

Dayum! sheshe2 Jun 2017 #7

Thank you, sheshe2 Solly Mack Jun 2017 #9

+ infinity! sheshe2 Jun 2017 #10

Wonderful (and very funny) post, one of the best I've seen here in years. George II Jun 2017 #11

Just doing my part. :) Solly Mack Jun 2017 #13

LOL leftstreet Jun 2017 #12

Thank you. :) Solly Mack Jun 2017 #14

Perfect! brer cat Jun 2017 #15

The commitment could be a long one, so I understand your reluctance. Solly Mack Jun 2017 #17

Brilliant! greatauntoftriplets Jun 2017 #16

You're too kind! Solly Mack Jun 2017 #18

Okay, how much is it going to cost me leftofcool Jun 2017 #19

You can get a kit for each Deplorable you decide to help through the kindness of your heart Solly Mack Jun 2017 #21

Equality. retrowire Jun 2017 #20

It's your opinion. It won't change my thinking like I won't change your thinking. Solly Mack Jun 2017 #25

I can respect that. retrowire Jun 2017 #29

I want everyone to be able to live in peace and to live with the dignity that comes from Solly Mack Jun 2017 #33

Gads! Have you no sense of humor?! Duppers Jun 2017 #57

Thank you! loyalsister Jun 2017 #58

It can be simple to confuse satire with the literal. LanternWaste Jun 2017 #67

Shit. I wasn't supposed to put that Irish baby in my rice pilaf casserole? It might have been Squinch Jun 2017 #87

I'm not an idiot. retrowire Jun 2017 #101

How dare you... herding cats Jun 2017 #22

I'm sorry. Please tell your cat I'm sorry too. Solly Mack Jun 2017 #26

I am interested in the blanket. Are there any extras of those? irisblue Jun 2017 #23

I love the blanket too! Solly Mack Jun 2017 #28

Solly, you're my hero. EarnestPutz Jun 2017 #24

Thank you. :) Solly Mack Jun 2017 #30

I think I'll stick with the senior kitties! mnhtnbb Jun 2017 #27

Hey mnhtnbb Solly Mack Jun 2017 #31

I did go crazy earlier today. Had a full-on meltdown mnhtnbb Jun 2017 #35

lol! Was picturing you getting all frosty. Solly Mack Jun 2017 #40

Oh, boy. Another melt-down as predicted. mnhtnbb Jun 2017 #80

I hate it when they pull that crap. My AC went out during a heat wave last week. Solly Mack Jun 2017 #82

Jeeze. I can imagine you have a real need for a/c where you are. mnhtnbb Jun 2017 #86

oh fuck this post... *dies* JHan Jun 2017 #32

Your tears are laughing. Solly Mack Jun 2017 #36

dying while laughing.. what a way to go. It's tragic but still so funny. JHan Jun 2017 #37

It really is tragic. Thank you for seeing that aspect in my post. Solly Mack Jun 2017 #41

Same here, there's a saying I grew up with "If you doh laugh you'll cry" whatever we do to cope... JHan Jun 2017 #43

I lost it when I reached the rainbow quilt. JHan Jun 2017 #38

It is a lovely quilt. Solly Mack Jun 2017 #42

I still want the quilt. Just saying. irisblue Jun 2017 #83

I believe it's hand crochet. I just found the pic. I can do granny squares but I don't have the Solly Mack Jun 2017 #84

I like it. Wish it would work. judesedit Jun 2017 #34

Nah. It wouldn't work. People will have to decide that they need to change how they think Solly Mack Jun 2017 #39

oh that's good barbtries Jun 2017 #44

Perhaps if you took in a Deplorable your dog would see how not to behave? Solly Mack Jun 2017 #47

lol barbtries Jun 2017 #71

I've met people who think it's all going swell. Solly Mack Jun 2017 #72

Yes, Kind of like an "adopt a cockroach" program. Jack-o-Lantern Jun 2017 #45

No. Cockroaches are actually fairly cool even if disgusting. Solly Mack Jun 2017 #48

Hiiii-LARIOUS!!! BlancheSplanchnik Jun 2017 #46

lol! You'll note it is tightly wrapped so as to not allow anyone to read it. Solly Mack Jun 2017 #50

Snarf!!! BlancheSplanchnik Jun 2017 #107

I don't think you can be a right-winger and be tightly wrapped. Solly Mack Jun 2017 #109

😆 BlancheSplanchnik Jun 2017 #110

I WANT THE HAT! I love this thread. Squinch Jun 2017 #49

It's sold on line. :) (but not by me) Solly Mack Jun 2017 #51

It would be my true voice if it said, "Science is not a liberal conspiracy, dumbass." Squinch Jun 2017 #54

lol! That works too. Solly Mack Jun 2017 #55

Brilliant! BainsBane Jun 2017 #52

Thank you. Solly Mack Jun 2017 #53

This is the best thing JustAnotherGen Jun 2017 #56

Thanks, JustAnotherGen Solly Mack Jun 2017 #59

Hah! Brilliant, SM NastyRiffraff Jun 2017 #60

I think the cafe-express has them. Solly Mack Jun 2017 #62

Thank YOU! NastyRiffraff Jun 2017 #65

You're welcome! Solly Mack Jun 2017 #66

K&R Gothmog Jun 2017 #61

Thanks! Solly Mack Jun 2017 #76

No thank you for the laughs Gothmog Jun 2017 #79

Deplorables are worse than our dogs... hunter Jun 2017 #63

Fair point. But I won't be using that as a sales pitch. :) Solly Mack Jun 2017 #64

Da-a-amn! :-D NurseJackie Jun 2017 #68

I got inspired. Solly Mack Jun 2017 #69

Will someone please adopt my mother? Sedona Jun 2017 #70

That's a hard one isn't it? Relatives, especially close ones, come with an additional set of baggage. Solly Mack Jun 2017 #74

I'm a lucky SOB... I say that without irony. hunter Jun 2017 #81

K&R Jamaal510 Jun 2017 #73

Thank you! Solly Mack Jun 2017 #77

Hilarious but True!!! Left-over Jun 2017 #75

Sadly. Solly Mack Jun 2017 #78

K&R ismnotwasm Jun 2017 #85

WOW! Cha Jun 2017 #88

Hey, Cha. Solly Mack Jun 2017 #90

I can't even listen to them.. I don't know how Cha Jun 2017 #94

Yes! I love that quilt! I can see me under it, reading a book, a cup of hot dark chocolate Solly Mack Jun 2017 #95

lol Cha Jun 2017 #96

Bookmarked Quayblue Jun 2017 #89

Thank you. Solly Mack Jun 2017 #91

I bet that was cathartic as hell. Quayblue Jun 2017 #92

It was. I'm usually a one or two sentence snarker. Solly Mack Jun 2017 #93

K&R Paka Jun 2017 #97

:) Solly Mack Jun 2017 #103

How do you deal with The Backfire Effect MrScorpio Jun 2017 #98

Shiny objects are effective and if you convey facts in the form of elaborate tales Solly Mack Jun 2017 #102

Cute. PatrickforO Jun 2017 #99

Think Local. Solly Mack Jun 2017 #104

Be humane just put them down dembotoz Jun 2017 #100

No. That's not my aim at all. Solly Mack Jun 2017 #105

I would add the NRA to the list of bullshit to avoid. Also the Heritage Foundation. Initech Jun 2017 #106

Yep Solly Mack Jun 2017 #108